Alan Plotzker, MD

I can’t have been the only neurologist watching the Collins/Jackson debate and trying to diagnose her tremor, right? Vocal tremor and prominence of the hand tremor when gesturing makes me lean toward ET

Former Eagle Josh Jobe beating former Eagle Mack Hollins to win the game!

We really need better ways of determining what’s a UTI vs colonization in patients who can’t sense/report urinary symptoms. We know from people who CAN report symptoms that things like suprapubic tenderness, fever, and leukocytosis have terrible sensitivity

Some day, it will be a funny story that our son got his first MMR dose on the same day that the president said it could make him explode

Oh cool, so he’s also a rapist. Dude needs to drop out ASAP

It’s gross and a sign of how much SCOTUS has been degraded that FOUR justices think that the 14th amendment doesn’t guarantee birthright citizenship (Kavanaugh agreed with the ruling but thinks it can be removed by statute)

Once again tapping my “it’s exceedingly unlikely to be IIH if there’s no papilledema” sign

Blearily staffed two patients overnight and then woke up this morning and realized I wasn’t on call and that was my night off between two 3-night stretches on call 🤦🏻‍♂️

I dunno, I feel like if you’re going to have a big race, you should either 1) not block off the city’s biggest hospital, or 2) be able to tell people how to get around your course to said major hospital

Embiid’s son asking his dad to look at his tooth after his dad just finished coming back from down 3-1 to their biggest rivals is a great moment

Gorgeous passing from the Sixers so far

Game 7!

I hate people who put things other than large bags in overhead bins: I hate you with every fiber of my being

I’m just going to say that trading AJ Brown would be very stupid unless you can get a comparable player back. There’s no reason to trade him for the sake of trading him

“Trump fires Kristi Noem…” Oh, that’s good. She’s awful. “…and replaces her with the second stupidest person in the Senate” 🤦🏻‍♂️

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Dr. Seuss just throwing me right under the bus

Fighting the urge to write “excellent med student, exemplary work, dubious anime opinions”

Wife reading a submission for her writing group: some writers are just trying way too hard to come up with penis metaphors. “his war hammer at my gate” Me: True, if you’re gonna go in that direction, battering ram is right there.

Does anyone have a scorecard for how many times ICE/CBP have claimed someone rammed/tried to ram them? Seems like a whole lot at this point, and I don’t think a single one has been an actual attempt to ram them It’s like their second favorite bullshit charge after “obstruction” (annoying them)

Only 6 months old and he’s already learned the strategy of keeping a spare banana in his pocket in case somebody shoots a red shell

Idea: Take this out of the rule book.

Gonna keep pounding this drum: this new taunting emphasis is stupid and makes the game worse

WOW JSN!

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit. It's all white supremacy and greed.

This is so heartbreaking And our government is trying to paint him as some crazed assassin. This would be wrong to happen to anyone, but it hits harder that it’s a HCW that by all accounts was a genuinely good person

The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering. And yet, they did. Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.

Man, maybe Bears really do have plot armor

WTF was that, Stroud??

Why are divisional round wins an conference championship appearances not the same number? 🧐

Looked like good roughing and terrible PI calls

What a call!

Holy shit, Trump admin is literally asking Penn for lists of Jews there because something something antisemitism This is like two steps away from “let’s have all the Jews wear yellow stars so we can better protect them from antisemitism” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It’s crazy someone wrote a whole song about starting rounds on the highest floor and going down. Very niche. Definitely a banger, though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1C1...

“Wanna get high?” - me, before putting my infant son in a high chair

Not a high bar, but this is one of the darker things I’ve seen on Grubhub

Once again asking RBs and WRs to throw the ball away in situations where they’re about to take a large loss. You’ll get an ineligible downfield penalty, but 1st and 15 is much better than 2nd and 15

They did the Jalen Carter “try to catch the spike” thing!

What a lame 3rd and 7 call with a chance to put together a game winning drive

Man, I almost turned this game off at 30-14

I turn around for one second and as soon as I look back, we’re at “fentanyl is a WMD” levels of stupidity

There’s not enough discussion of how awful Jordan Love’s mustache is. He might become an all pro if he wasn’t so dragged down by that thing

This vile, bigoted piece of shit cannot be gone fast enough. From politics and the earth Dems are unfortunately to chickenshit on immigration to hammer the obvious position that blaming everyone from several whole countries for the actions of one guy is insane www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...