Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈

everyone I know has been channeling their trauma from January into continued action, incl voting, and I hope the DFL understands we want heads on pikes

No, they were middle-aged men wearing powdered wigs, elaborately embroidered hostess jackets, silk hose, and shoes with enormous buckles and substantial heels. In other words, our Constitution was written and signed by drag queens.

Not gonna lie. One of my favorite things about Minneapolis is the gay sex shop literally right next door to the fossil shop. Get your rocks off and get some rocks.

When you tell the girlies in the group chat that a dress has pockets and they all go "POCKETSSSSSS" like a Greek chorus.

God bless pharmacy workers helping confused old people

Me going onto insta for the first time in a while because I can't fucking sleep *gets a million ads for "dragon trainer" workouts* None of you bitches have ever held an actual sword in your life.

I could make a Pride flag out of Therabands.

One of my PT exercises is legit Skyrim sneaking around the house.

Seriously dudes. Don't ever sprain your ankle. Recovery is shit.

It's still to warm for October. I just want all the bugs to go away.

Hmm. Should I worried about that bruising pattern? Nah it's fine. It'll be fine it's totally normal. *guys it's fine I was just doing dumb shit while fighting again it's not serious*

“STEM UGLY. BEAUTY A HOAX! LOSER LILY. SAD!” — Donald Trump

"I'm a lover not a fighter." Skill issue. You can do both. It's called dual wielding.

You're gonna be in the shop looking for a post-fight club snack. You're gonna see something called a "protein donut." It's very important that you ignore the protein donut.

Scaring the new hires talking about swordfighting 🤣

Never. Ever. Sprain your ankle. Christ the recovery time is ridiculous.

Are you FUCKING kidding me?!

It is 90 fucken degrees in October. THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING

We Love Our Somali Neighbors 🇸🇴 We Love Our Immigrant Neighbors 🦋

ROOFTOP HENRY!

OH MY GOD WHEN DID WE AS A SOCIETY DECIDE THAT LISTENING TO SHIT ON YOUR PHONE WITHOUT HEADPHONES WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE

Untangling cords is very satisfying ok?

Time to curl up with a nice cozy read of.......Astarion! This is gonna break my heart! 😃

"There's no higher evil that goes against my oath than being an edgelord."

"Barovian kids are weird."

Hello Saturday. 🐇 A little marginalia. #InternationalRabbitDay

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

I love it when I wake up with insanely cute hair

Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my homies who didn't figure it out until much later but My God There Were Signs™

WIRED asked 634 women what they really think about working in tech. They told us about harassment, bias, unequal treatment, and the everyday indignities that still shape life in the industry. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/women-...

May whatever deities exist bless my coworker that always brings me a breakfast burrito

CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN

Wearing my Kwatrous "Rabies" tshirt in the office because I shouldn't have to be here on a fucken Friday

Oh boy imma need swords to exercise some demons tonight. Yes. Exercise. This is a "bored husky" situation. The demons are destroying couches. Which is a metaphor for my mental health.

Coworker: I'm going to be late tomorrow because of an appointment Me: I'm going to be late because of who I am as a person

Husband: are you eating cold pizza and coffee for breakfast? Me: *through a mouthful of cold pizza* I am an adult! Husband: technically

THERE IS A CREATURE IN THE WALLS OF MY HOUSE

I love my massage therapist soooooo much 😭

If I don't get to do any swordplay this week because of my stupid foot I will go into bored husky mode and destroy a couch.

My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”

Apparently a bunch of AI things were down today. My day was not impacted because I don't use any of that shit.

Sometimes my mouth opens and words fall out and I've gotta deal with the consequences. 🤣

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

Microsoft Teams is desperate to access my camera. Joke's on you I'm into that shit. Get on your knees and keep begging you useless piece of software.