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Share if you agree Dinosaur Alien Headshot Theory should be taught in every school.

InfoWars fans are the greatest chess players in the world. Which is why we’re making the best Chess movie in movie history.

Vegitas Farms is a small company with a big idea: What if vegetables could suffer?

In a 2016 interview with Shigeru Miyamoto, he revealed that Mario had been dating Goombella, and was surprised to find out that so many fans thought he was dating Princess Peach. “They're siblings, so that would be pretty strange, wouldn't it? *laughs*” he remarked.

Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn https://theonion.com/sister-insanely-letting-98-year-old-grandma-hold-newborn/

No wrong answers!

So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist https://theonion.com/so-called-professional-gamer-not-even-racist-1828684940/

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way https://theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-hoping-company-can-capture-new-aud-1846058985/

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Oh my god. They are discovering if statements!

A Chevy Tahoe struck and killed a man who was reportedly following yellow lines he mistook as quest markers. paletteswap.site/dif...

IT Horror I was getting a tour of the employees only section of a local government building and I looked down a hallway and found this. No cage. No room. Nothing more than air conditioning for controls. Just raw blinking life.

So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

Chef's Secret Ingredient

This is the dream our forefathers fought for.

According to the official Nintendo website, previous entries in the Super Mario Bros. series before New Super Mario Bros. have officially been retroactively changed to become "Old Super Mario Bros."

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

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“I’ve never played Hades, but can assure you our game is nothing like it,” claims Pluto's lead developer. paletteswap.site/dif...

Whether you're a person or a corporation, everyone has a place in the InfoWars movement.

Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?

Holy fight

You don't know who you're fucking messing with.

Dungeon Crawling

As part of a special event where The Super Mario Galaxy Movie returned to theatres, after the credits, a new movie is unlocked, allowing you to watch a second additional movie where Mario and Luigi switch roles

The evolution of the Super Mario series 3D game logos as of today.

my half of an art trade with @taurmega.bsky.social

The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.

Meet Patricia. She thought it would be funny to mock Jim Haggerty’s death by posting “He’s not dead.” BIG mistake. Just because someone is alive and completely fine doesn’t mean you can’t mourn their death. We called her employer to complain and left a voicemail. Enjoy being unemployed, Patty!

Bill Nye the Science Guy (Series, 1993 - 1998)

The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime

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Public transit is freaky, you're either getting railed or getting bussed.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

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To memorialize Jim Haggerty getting shot in the ass, the Gorton’s Fisherman should wear black for one year.

InfoWarriors, let the world know: YOU CAN’T CANCEL THE TRUTH! Join us for an Emergency rewatch this Thursday.