alyssa

alyssa

@alltheamps.modding.games

i like game modding, music, and pretty art 26 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her https://linktr.ee/alltheamps discord: alltheamps

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the anti-malware industry does nothing other than erode consumer trust by flagging open source projects with verifiable builds as "malware" with their ML heuristics really shouldn't be a game of programming in some lucky hard-to-figure-out way to have people not get big red warnings using anything

i am such a huge fan of how lazy anti-virus vendors are and how my *open source dotnet* projects can still be getting 39/72 detections on virustotal despite being verifiably clean.

oh, and of course, the number of false positives increased over time corresponding with the usage of AI models to detect malware!! waiter? yes, ill have another million vibe coded shitware antivirus vendors to scan my work please.

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Emulator Inaccuracy: the Xbox One's Xbox 360 backwards compatibility will loopback its own broadcast packets to itself where a real 360 won't. this manifests as Portal 2's System Link menu showing yourself as a joinable game and basically nothing else (also I made Wireshark dissector for Xbox)

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Wild how some people on discord see fit to randomly add you as a friend having never even once interacted with you just to ask you for help in DMs when they could easily just ask their question in any one of many channels in the very server this is happening in. And to top it off, they DM "hello."

apple music replay yayy only had apple music since september but we ball (used to use sp*tify😭) also i wish it counted offline music library stuff cause i got stuff from bandcamp that doesnt count towards anything😢

augh, why do developers at AAA studios keep "streamlining" progression mechanics??? guys. player agency is like, the entire point of a video game. when you do this, you gain very little accessibility at the expense of everything interesting about the game. aughhhhhh

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Replying to @wamwoowam.co.uk

people need to unlearn the idea that small talk is a waste of time or a sign of not trying. sometimes you don't know what to say but want to just say hi to show you're still there and that your friend is on your mind. everyone is seeking something to break the ice so badly that they're giving up

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person who hasn't used wayland since 2023: nothing works on wayland it sucks theyre removing X11 person who has been using wayland since 2024: everything works on wayland it rocks theyre removing X11 person who has lived in new york since 2001: i see some cool planes it sucks theyre doing 9/11