Amanda Silberling

he’s a 10 but this is his dream sofa

whenever i fly from SFO to literally anywhere else i get off the plane and im like oh thank god no one here is trying to sell me enterprise subscriptions to a business automation and AI solutions company that builds custom agents for real time customer support

the genius of nathan fielder is that he's so fucking funny and yet comedy is actually secondary to the greater points he makes about how people How We Interact With People As A Society

a joke: what is a fish’s favorite way to get directions while driving?

playing around with some bluesky tools as interview prep and pulled this marginally interesting list of biggest MLB fanbases on bluesky in order of team mentions in bios 1. New York Mets — 1,030 2. San Francisco Giants — 895 3. Chicago Cubs — 796 4. New York Yankees — 479 5. Boston Red Sox — 466

26. Colorado Rockies — 90 27. Los Angeles Angels — 60 28. Cleveland Guardians — 51 29. Miami Marlins — 27 30. Arizona Diamondbacks — 11

playing around with some bluesky tools as interview prep and pulled this marginally interesting list of biggest MLB fanbases on bluesky in order of team mentions in bios 1. New York Mets — 1,030 2. San Francisco Giants — 895 3. Chicago Cubs — 796 4. New York Yankees — 479 5. Boston Red Sox — 466

6. Seattle Mariners — 430 7. St. Louis Cardinals — 424 8. Los Angeles Dodgers — 406 9. Detroit Tigers — 280 10. Toronto Blue Jays — 275 11. Atlanta Braves — 243 12. Philadelphia Phillies — 242 13. Baltimore Orioles — 226 14. Texas Rangers — 211 15. Pittsburgh Pirates — 190 16. Cincinnati Reds — 185

sometimes i ask AI to do things OUT OF CURIOSITY BECAUSE IM A JOURNALIST COVERING AI and i asked it what i should ask the bluesky folks about when i interview them and it told me to ask about jack dorsey’s involvement

anyway this is why my research tactic of “every once in a while see if AI is capable of doing my job” is affirming bc it cannot do my job

sometimes i ask AI to do things OUT OF CURIOSITY BECAUSE IM A JOURNALIST COVERING AI and i asked it what i should ask the bluesky folks about when i interview them and it told me to ask about jack dorsey’s involvement

was told slant ever Indie Famous or was it just that at one point in the first half of the 2010s i lived in a one mile radius of the myrtle bway jmz stop

a vendor at an art fair complimented my chai necklace and she was like "i should wear mine more, if they want to kill me then kill me!!" and then she remembered she was supposed to be selling me stuff and was like fuck sorry i got real intense there and then i didn't buy anything bc it was expensive

on one hand i have sympathy for people who don't feel comfortable wearing jewish symbols right now* but on the hand my dentist thought my chai was a tooth, so, just wear it man even if someone hates jews they'll think it's a pi symbol and you really love math

a vendor at an art fair complimented my chai necklace and she was like "i should wear mine more, if they want to kill me then kill me!!" and then she remembered she was supposed to be selling me stuff and was like fuck sorry i got real intense there and then i didn't buy anything bc it was expensive

when tech bros say stuff like this it reminds me of when i was like 10 and looking at shit online about How To Write Good and would see stuff like "write the book you wish existed in the world" and i'd be like "i'm gonna write a book about softball players with super powers"

when i was a kid i also wrote a story about a girl with red hair named lily who could do magic and it was Extremely Not A Harry Potter Rip Off, Do Not Worry About It