Aaron Marohl

Perspective (pic via @matthewcoller.bsky.social)

discoursing the Vikings with well meaning friends who don't really follow sports

Big fan of BDSM

Well look at that! A competent quarterback! Now if only the defense can figure it out too... #SunDevils

Nick Saban as the hard ass Airbnb host was on point. His other commercial characters are rough

I don't believe you dot gif

Eargasm 🤤👂

Every Airbnb instruction list is like, "Hey, you dumb fuck. You wanted to stay in my shitty investment property? Asshole. Fine, I'll fucking let you, dipshit. The water heater is broken, by the way. Fix it or I'll charge you $200. And no laughing past 7 pm! We record everything."

Airbnb went from a cheap way to crash in a spare bedroom or rent a vacation house for a weekend and turned into "what if hotels openly hated you and acted like they were doing you a favor by letting you give them hundreds of dollars to stay there, and also it's more expensive"

“Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.” - Calvin Trillin

Wow. Twins unis I've never seen before

One of my earliest crushes, as Penny Parker, on MacGyver 😍

“A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.” - Bert Leston Taylor

Coffee Golf - Oct 20 9 Strokes - Top 5% 🏅 🟥🟪🟩🟨🟦 2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣1️⃣2️⃣

The only way I buy a PS6 for that price, is if the market also leads to me being able to sell my used PS5 Pro for $800-1200

- Having a desk job - Not being motivated by millions of dollars to workout - Not having a personal trainer - Not having a private chef & dietitian - Not having a team of assistants to do all the mundane life shit - Wanting to spend my little free time doing fun things - No steroids

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Ordered the Super 😁 Curious how it compares to the RetroTINK-6X CE I recently got. I may need to -- tinker -- with more settings, but I wasn't overly impressed

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Ok, I voted! Can I please stop getting PUMMELED with political ads from EVERY fuckin direction!

@jerf.xyz @giantbomb.com store.steampowered.com/app/3498700/...

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This shot of our two 🐐s taken by Vikings photog Andy Kenutis in New Orleans might be the hardest photo of all time.

CONGRATS, VIKINGS!

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My small town midwest family: "So you're not married with 3 kids, 2 dogs, and a mortgage?!"

need a wellness check there

I chose to believe @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social is just @tolkoto.com in a late night meat sweats induced fugue state

i rebooted minesweeper as a AAA shooter. loot boxes coming soon minesweeper.mikelacher.com

I sure am! Dentists are the worst!

You can tell when everyone on the west coast gets home from work, by when TNF starts buffering and pixelating

Here’s your reminder that even the worst art created by a person is still better than any AI slop. Draw shitty art. We need it. Because your art at its worst is still better than AI at its best.

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So many bots on Threads. And I really hope all the commenters are also bots. Because otherwise, there's a bunch of sad people having sad interactions

Watching the 'Friday the 13th Jason' movies at a sleepover, at FAR too young of an age. Traumatized me for a while! At some point, I couldn't take it anymore and faked falling asleep to stop watching, but could still hear it

4-0. Still all sorts of stuff to complain about. It’s the perfect season for Vikings fans.

A win is a win, and 4-0 is 4-0, but still minimal confidence

TJ and Kyler fantasy owners screaming