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I need eight more nouns. please reply with up to eight nouns that have not already been mentioned.

Welp the vet has confirmed that there is nothing physically wrong with Tesla and Ferd, so I guess they’re just little assholes.

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i’m so tired 😞

Lula's message was we have power and we're going to use it.

the cats have pulled ahead in their war against my sanity

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please reply to this with the name of a city or a list of city names. it’s for a project that i will reveal later.

please reply to this with a noun or a list of nouns. it’s for a project that i will reveal later.

i woke up in my late 30s and chose violence and i love this for me

I hope Cheesecake Factory comes out with a statement like "We must clarify we did NOT allow Saddam Hussein to design our chandeliers and he had virtually no input into our menu" and then we can ride this through Monday

if you’ve got a problem with the cheesecake factory you’ve got a problem with me and i suggest you let that marinate

This year's Most Unhinged Birthday Marketing Email Award goes to the pharmacy I went to exactly one time. I didn't read the email, but the preview made it clear there was some kind of coupon inside.

The cats have really fucked up both my sleep schedule and my ability to sleep. If we ignore that and all the added stress from them attempting to murder each other, my bday was decent. Here’s to year 38.

Yeah so I’m gonna need someone to pick up Lodge 49 and make the last two seasons ASAP

Double tapped the AI-generated bday image my dad’s twin sister sent me on Facebook Messenger instead of lecturing her about how fucking stupid AI is. I wonder what other fun new skills I gained when I evolved to my late-30s form!

It’s 10:00 somewhere.

You are legally required to be nice to me today because it’s my 37th birthday, I’ve been awake (against my will) since about 4:00, and I will be spending the day trying to keep my cats from murdering each other.

Welp, I’m officially in my late 30s now.

Trying to stay awake till my bday but I’m literally St. Paul personified so idk if I’ll make it.

Anyone know why W7th and Midway literally smell like shit?

Has anyone tried telling Kristen and Dax that things don’t actually have to be as difficult as they make them?

in better news, these showed up a week early! 🥳🥳🥳

This stuff with the cats is super fucking stressful and I am very much looking forward to seeing friends and talking about You Can See Everything tonight. If you know me in person or we’re mutuals enough that you don’t feel weird about joining, DM me for party deets. There will be cake.

Also tomorrow is my birthday and my cats are trying to murder each other again so I really need you all to get your acts together and be nice to me

such a crazy coincidence how her pregnancies line up with her trials, too. has anyone considered how mean it is to make a pregnant woman defend herself in court?

Good thing Ferd’s going to the vet on Monday so they can tell me why he’s being a huge asshole all of a sudden. I expect this behavior from cats when they’re toddlers—not immediately after they turn 5 😾😾😾😾

The Original Pancake House (Roseville) 🧻 clearly the first pancake The handfeel was terrible. Like really, truly awful. It was quite hefty—which is a problem because it was difficult to tear—and the plies came apart easily. It was absorbent enough. But the handfeel was so bad. So very, very, bad.

If I were Mayor of Saint Paul, I would simply not give any money to Bob Cattanach.

The military being more supportive of trans people than the @dfl.org and the entire Democratic Party was not on my BINGO card.

this is the new biopic

Jessica Hische thought my Jacket was a cool vintage find

Why did Partiful just ask me to mark if I have a crush on anyone attending the same event as me? 🤮

At the Fair we don’t get artists’ statements. MIA gives us a chance to learn how the artists think about their work. These two really got me. (90,000 quinoa seeds!)