AMDO

12 Feb

what if instead of Meta and SquareSpace we Meet Up at a Shared Space

‘people who read hate republicans’ is really answering a lot of questions you may have about your audience mon petit choinka

Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social

this girl looks like she got her start writing burn books in middle school

you wanna eat like a baby? have some fritos and applesauce

finally you are going to wrap it up with 2-3 chicken nuggets, apples and cheese and a piece of peanut butter toast. you are now ready for bath time

this baby show needs to get real. 52??

you wanna eat like a baby? have some fritos and applesauce

have one chocolate ritz. drink three cups of milk. eat one or two bananas

washingtonpost.comColumn | New clues point to why IBS is twice as common in women as menOne study suggests estrogen may help explain why.

are doctors just learning about period shits?? they hate us lol

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Column by Trisha Pasricha, MD: Irritable bowel syndrome, or IBS, is about two times more common in women than in men. Why? As it turns out, women had reported one important clue for decades.

for the boy i cut two pieces of kitchen string of different lengths. big hit

state of the world notwithstando but it is fun when the halloween treats and the christmas treats are both at the store

i don’t approve of everything being one company either but they are putting kinder buenos in the halloween mix now

then holler at these they come with the Amdo Snacker’s Guarantee

state of the world notwithstando but it is fun when the halloween treats and the christmas treats are both at the store

(the most fucked up guy you’ve ever met) what’s this?? what’s THIS?!

PillowcaseFace

pleased to hear the bolsonaristas ate shit again even with IT support from Meta

i hope this takes another 28 days off the big man’s life

we in the usa must reject the mark of the beast. keep your walking around money surveillance free

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Don Bones

@donbones.bsky.social

Replying to @lndlrdaknwledgment.bsky.social

I'll always picture him singing Disarm with dip breath. Christ what an ashole

executive function is bestowing a chicken on us today

i always wanted to do this to a slice of sweet potato pie

i’m acting out

orange heart if we are being a little dumb

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super coffee. coffee +

coffee that gives you back 12 years of your life

youtu.beWISHMASTER (1998) “As you wish!” Opening scene, Chaos in Babylon #ytmovies #yt #youtube #djinn YouTube video by Seb's Random Video's

coffee that sends the wishmaster into the belly of the trump administration and hollows it out like this: youtu.be/4pdkrCTY7Cc?...

i made this and i want you all to look at it

AMDO@amdo.bsky.social

literally the only sign i’ve seen for darline graham

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Lyse

@lyse.myatproto.social

Did Space Invaders ever have a sit down arcade version with a trackball or am I just dreaming? I swear I remember spending hours sitting at this game but can’t find any version that matches.

standing outside, hanging out with my pineapple

i don’t know it looked like it could use a few days outside. pineapple are very alive when you buy them

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Free as in Bird

@ddoss.bsky.social

Replying to @sleep.church

new idea: airbnb hosts should be required to cook me breakfast

mom told me she avoided a scam the other day “apple wouldn’t text me!” so i wanted to give her a reward of anything close by for positive reinforcement so i am proud to introduce to you all Senior Scam Avoiders Soy Sauce Packets for Success

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when a senior in your life avoids a scam, simply give them a soy sauce packet and say “keep up the good work! you get to keep your phone today!”

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@oldbaby.bsky.social

the three stigmata of kevin bacon

going to mcdonald’s is a form of gambling

AMDO@amdo.bsky.social

sir you can do this. you just have to ask and then also get lucky

i am not from ohio, i don’t know what it’s like over there. but the extremely unpopular white house led by a melting pedophile going full court press against a victim of child rape in a D+10 landscape is certainly a choice. its a very choicy choice

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Acton, is a liar, and much worse. The Press is trying to get him to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about daughter that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving"

paul thomas and wes anderson are like brothers. but paul thomas likes candid photography and wes likes portraits and it’s caused a great deal of grief

nbcnews.toOfficer who found man dead in Florida home allegedly moved in, renovated and assumed his identity for yearsBrian Louis Sguros, 35, had responded to the Lauderhill home in July 2022 for a welfare check.

who directs the movie correct answers only

NBC News@nbcnews.com

A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators.

i think tim robinson is super locked into the suburban malaise aesthetic he would be pretty good on this one

soup chat

potato and mustard green soup ready to chill and improve itself before dinner time

incredible things are happening

getting my dunk tank ready (flower petals, candles, magnesium salts)