daniel chamberlain

you gi, gorl

we are having Josh on this week and I am SO EXCITED

"girl plucked from obscurity because of her singing voice becomes wealthy and is undone by a shopkeeper refusing to sell her a mechanical singing bird" is simply too hans christian andersen for me

Grateful. Thank you to everyone who watches. CNN Saturday nights 9 PM Eastern the next day on CNN All Access and HBO Max.

[shedding exoskeleton] omg im sooo embarrassed [laying 400 eggs] this almost never happens to me

Back tomorrow night baybay!

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Your man’s favorite movie scene is “Cheer Up Charlie”

very few people who wear clothes with taz on it actually embody taz's chaotic energy yet tweety bird clothing people often do have tweety vibes

"missed me missed me, now you've gotta kiss me"? well guess what asshole, that's actually great for me as i have missed you terribly and want to kiss

The Writers Guild of America will not stand idly by as Paramount attempts to violate our country's antitrust laws and deepen the contraction entertainment workers already feel. #BlockTheMerger

HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE

i warned him not to skip around with that giant lollipop

strengthening my pelvic floor with

shameful, it appears that rowdy knicks fans have caused several decades of structural damage to the triple cantilever section of the brooklyn queens expressway

cheering the new york knickerbockers while eating a hamburger sandwich in my short pants

oh i'm on the keto diet alright... the MOS-keto diet!! i'm a dang frog!!

Awww look at our tiny lil writing staff that has so much fun together

boots riley? more like HATS riley!! (the man is always wearing a big ole hat)

What the fuck are we even doing anymore

woman on hgtv just said "wow this garage is perfect for cars"

sorry sir but all the dishes labelled (gf) on the menu are only for girlfriends

Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. if they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Last summer we had 95 degree weather. (via @leahfrombklyn on twitter) www.ny.gov/services/app...

i've actually trained my various algorithms to serve me normaler and normaler content so i'm actually doing awesome when it comes to that whole thing

whispering, giggling, telling the moon we mustn't, not on earth day

oh sure i love jay cobalorti and cindy sweetie and the whole gang

love randomly seeing an old friend as it means i have caught the truman show producers who manufacture my life reusing cast members as if i would not notice

Would you believe I am part of a show on Wednesday about how LATE NIGHT IS (NOT) DEAD, filled with honestly some of the funniest late night writers and performers that I know? (I AM VERY SCARED TO DO SHOWS BUT I WILL BECAUSE OF THEM) www.tixr.com/groups/asylu...

you're watching michael clayton on the criterion channel, i'm watching michael clayton on korean ntsc vhs in my custom u-north swag we are not the same

all time humiliating hollywood era gotta be when they were putting urls in the title cards, like "yeah hey stop the movie real quick i gotta check out www dot univeral studios dot com"

there are dunkins everywhere for those with eyes to see

On this TDOV, please visit this link and tell the Mayor to make good on his fine words, fine Mt. Sinai and Langone for denying trans kids health care, and direct NYC Hospitals + Health to provide those kids care. gregpak.net/2026/03/27/t...

i'm getting word that chappell roan has hired a new security guard..... and it's freakin reacher!!!!!

there's this cracker barrel ad currently airing that has an old man going to cracker barrel and all his friends and family are there and it feels like the end of titanic when young rose is back on the grand staircase because they're all dead now

TONIGHT! Journalist @ari-shapiro.bsky.social and Comedian @harikondabolu.bsky.social join the panel at 9p ET on CNN and streaming next day on the CNN app.

y'know given the hyperbole of youtube thumbnails i was genuinely charmed scrolling past this

add mystery to your irish goodbye by leaving a single potato where you sat

dig through the ditches AND burn through the witches?? in THIS dragula??

a dark money group is paying me to defend "song song blue" on letterboxd

New stupidest shirt I own (complimentary) thanks to @amfmpm.bsky.social 's bro