Amonimus the Retromancer

And away goes literally the one reason for signing up on this website in the first place...

Well, goodbye Bluesky.

Sometimes you wake up and decide that one line of nonsense is worth a whole essay. suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/10/max0...

The Adventures of Seacats and how you too can become a witch. New analysis review is up. suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/09/subj...

Absolute Batman's latest chapter was so emotionally impactful and relevant, that I've decided to write about it. suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/09/abso...

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

My body is a machine that turns shower thoughts into mediocre articles suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/09/surv...

UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...

a place from a dream, been wanting to recreate it for a while

“Alastor has his own moral code”

How it feels to see a post that you have the perfect reply for but OP has replies and QRTs turned off.

BREAKING NEWS MARISA IS DELICIOUS

Thanks for keeping me safe, Windows. Now how about "no, you're wrong, please launch this" button?

Samus Ballin

Koei Tecmo and Gust announce The Apothecary Diaries: The False Imperial Brother for PS5, Switch 2, Switch, and PC Publisher Koei Tecmo and developer Gust,… http://www.gematsu.com/2026/09/koei-tecmo-and-gust-announce-the-apothecary-diaries-the-false-imperial-brother-for-ps5-switch-2-switch-and-pc

They announced Doom Slayer mii costume for Smash Ultimate a few days before Metroid Dread came out. Yeah that's right, she took his DNA too which explains why Samus is now the scariest woman I've ever seen in my life in these past two 2D games.

as always,

Paying respects to the most important day of this week. Happy Cirno Day.

Navi: "Link wake up! The great deku tree needs you!" Link:

SSBU Zelda

Twitch let's Tier-2 Subs post gifs in chat and it's about what I expected from my community:

around here right now, was at the pit for a while

Maybe it was always propaganda but I remember as a kid when Google was considered a cool place to work. It's crazy how silicon valley did away with a whole generation of inspiration they could have had.

If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:

Coyote vs. ACME Please support the studio financially to screw WB. The plot more often than not kind of goes nowhere, but it's a fun time and the final message is profound and unexpectedly mature. See my extended analysis here: suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/08/coyo...

In the middle of writing a larger article was hit with a sudden spark of inspiration and wrote another piece about metacognition meanwhile. suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/08/the-...

Juste Belmont & Lydie Erlanger / Castlevania – Harmony of Dissonance

Played Worms Armageddon tonight with the lads. It has been a very long time, and I was once again reminded of how much fun it is. I could play it anytime.

wearedreaming (2023) origami

I write garbage articles, but my garbage is human-generated and I spend a lot of time proof-reading until I'm satisfied. suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/08/rewr...

Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game.

Reading the earliest chapter 5 ideas when I made it up in like 2016

The absolute state of gaming in the big 2026

I mean, they keep D4C but at the cost of the brilliant Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price. I'm conflicted.

Quake is 30. Here are 100+ new levels. www.jank.cool/quake-is-30-...

* Stop Everything * Kris Get The Banana

Slightly proud of my philosophical piece. suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-...

I've talked about Iron Lung and Exit 8 before, so here's a blog post about both of them. suminomamonimus.blogspot.com/2026/04/clau...

Fuck you. My art of "Princess" Fludd in a cute widdle dress from 2020.

Professor Layton and the New World of Steam adds PS5 and PC versions, launches in late 2026 Puzzle-filled fantasy adventure game Professor Layton and the New World of Steam will launch for PlayStation 5 and PC via Steam alongside its previously announced Switch 2 and Switch versions "toward the…