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The only change at MUFC is that Michael Carrick will play centre mid at Chelsea. Plus Jonny Evans will return as a central defender. Any delay was because Evans wanted confirmation that he wouldn't win the Ballon d'Or last night. He has a point to prove. They all do. Big time.

Chow demolished him.

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Worst start in 40+ years, actively not trying, actively coming out against the manager, getting battered week in week out.. Here's a live look at the players when the fans show their displeasure 👇

Man United with one of the worst ownership combos: American capitalists piling debt onto the club and a right-wing British billionaire out of his depth.

United fans in sinister form now, singing, 'Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot' #mufc

Carrick disappears from view United fans start booing the players. #mufc

I know the reality is go quietly by mutual consent, get the payoff etc but best thing Michael Carrick could do would be to walk away very publicly this evening and absolutely go to town on every aspect of the heirachy above him

We fell for the 'hire club legend after great interim spell' for a second time. Wonder if third time is a charm next season when we sack Howe or Conte or Nagelsmann and hire Rooney for the last 4 months of the season

"Sell United and F*** off home!" Stratford End sings anti-Glazer songs #mufc

Double agents sent by the Blue side of Manchester to ensure we get relegated in the same season they do.

Until the root is destroyed, the problem will keep growing.

Banger of a goal

Honestly get Lacey, Fletcher and Amass on at this point. Who cares, just play the young lads. Have a bit of desire about them

Shocking from Heaven that. He literally just gave up.

🎶 If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor 🎶

Bournemouth are an incredibly well coached team. We don't appear to have been coached in quite some time. The difference in the press, the touch, the athleticism, the application, just everything is genuinely night and day. Carrick, great guy and gets the club but should never have got the FT job.

Goals a disgrace but that's absolutely never a freekick, never mind a yellow card. Absolutely nowhere near anyone!

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TROY STECHER 🚨 WITH 26 SECONDS LEFT!!!

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I hope he retires as a Maple Leafs Stanley Cup Champion. Him and Rielly deserve it the most

Report: Elon Musk sabotaged Ukrainian Starlink by switching them to Rogers

There was no holding back from Sens fans tonight 😅

The chants are absolutely ruthless. I love it

Absolutely love the reactions to all these turncoat players, in Det, CLB and now Ottawa. Absolutely showing how it should be done, fuck these guys..and absolutely fuck Brady.

It's been a bad week for the MAGASTAN embassy in Ottawa. Their efforts to break apart our nation in the referendum went down in flames. So now lying Pete Hoekstra is setting the stage to target us when MAGA gets trashed in the mid-terms.

➡️ NEXT MATCH We’re straight back into league action this Saturday as we welcome Whitby Town to Broadhurst Park #WeAreStrongerUnited

Wah wah wahhhh

INEOS really did get best in class in all those footballing positions. We just didn't really that the class was incompetence

Get absolutely fucked separatists Glad we can put this in the trash finally

you can set your watch to either

I guarantee that Carrick will say the word "mixed" in his post-match. He does after every game.

You'd wish and hope 🙏

I actually can't keep watching this shit. Think it's time for a few week break.