Andy Welfle 🛰️

“I’m rubber. The best rubber, frankly. Big strong guys come up to me, tears in their eyes, ‘Sir, how are you so rubber?’ It’s a gift. And you’re glue. Cheap glue. Doesn’t even stick, it’s a disaster. Nasty stuff, believe me, it bounces off of me. Then it sticks to you. Like glue. Which you are.

Quick, someone open it and see if there’s a super strong flying baby in there!

I know that I'm not being helpful, but who on earth thinks this kind of messaging will actually raise them dollars? *IS* this kind of messaging effective and I'm just wayyy off?

I clearly don't understand modern comics, because when I ordered issue 1 @charliejaneanders.com's new comic "Star Trek Zero Point" and they asked me if I wanted the limited edition covers, too, I said sure, thinking there would be 1, maybe 2 of them. Nope, there are EIGHT. Is this a normal thing?

This is extremely acutely accurate to my life and struggles this past week. Fantastic quality thread 👇

This is shocking Meta had absolutely no history whatsoever of doing anything even remotely like this

Thank you for inviting me on, Tiffany! I had a lot of fun nerding out about writing and designing software with you, even if pencils and Stephen Sondheim were barely mentioned!

I don't need a giant Bic Cristal lamp. I don't need a giant Bic Cristal lamp. I don't need a giant Bic Cristal lamp. www.seletti.it/products/bic...

You know things are shit when I’m like, “you know, I think the pope is right”

Sharks Claim that Cocaine-Laced Blood will Lead Them Into Less Feeding Frenzies than Regular Blood

Can't wait till for carnitas spice latte szn

This was such a good discussion. Thank you for hanging out with me and @johnnygamber.bsky.social, @gbullard.bsky.social!

Oooh new autumnal @fieldnotesbrand.bsky.social are preeeeetty. fieldnotesbrand.com/products/hun...

So glad I last minute decided to go to @annaleen.bsky.social’s book launch for “A Wall is Also a Road”. All of their books are great and I can’t wait to dig into this one. Also spotted: the top of @charliejaneanders.com’s pink hair! It was a sci-fi author extravaganza!

A ham sandwich? In THIS economy?

Anyone else in San Francisco getting absolutely BOMBARDED by calls from political research firms wanting to know my “thoughts” on the upcoming election? I’m getting like 2-3 an hour lately. It’s just nuts this year

I do not like them in my ranks I do not like them driving tanks

Zohran Meowmdani would be a great name for a cat (HT @pui.bsky.social for that one)

Paging @cabel.panic.com who has probably gotten so many pings already!

Whelp, that’s enough internet for today

look, I like a little gadget as much as the next guy — maybe even more — but I have AI on my phone, AI on my watch, AI on my laptop, AI on my TV, AI on my smart speaker, AI on my car… like seriously when am I not near one of those AIs and I need _another_ one?

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

Literally who is asking for this

Wished a friend happy bi visibility day, and autocorrect changed "bi" to "birthday" without me noticing. MY AUTOCORRECT IS LITERALLY DOING BI ERASURE

*chef kiss*

A Valediction: Forbidding Horning

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

Man I fuckin love a good pun chain

Make a band edible: Ceviche Mode

Make a band edible: Notorious B.L.T.

Make a band edible: Panic! At the Costco

Make a band edible: Limp Brisket

hey cap'n crunch, how about you 'accidentally' make an oops! all healthcare cereal

PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,

It's hard to overstate how important Star Trek was to my life, both in terms of developing a creative habit as a child, and shaping my values and worldview.

yall, you can just... do things

GOD DAMN IT TERNUS ITS YOUR FIRST DAY

If you want to know what “unc” means, I present to you Mayor Daniel Lurie try to explain Pokemon to San Franciscans — or perhaps San Francisco to Pokemon fans

Hey, don't drag us into this

In two different languages, even!

This is such a delightful book and would be a perfect beach or weekend read.

Anyone here using Wispr Flow? How are you mapping your activation key? I have mine mapped to the 🌐/fn key by default, but that's also the emoji picker key, and I want that back. Is there another key on your Mac that would be better?