Andy Bruinewoud

For the record, I don't condone smoking. But there's no denying it makes you look cool.

So 5 of the top 7 lost. One beat another top seven team. The other needed double overtime to beat an unranked team at home.

Find someone who loves you as much as CBS loves showing Robert Kraft at Patriots games.

UCLA is going 12-0, aren't they?

On the plus side Bears fans, Chicago is averaging 31 points per game.

The Hell?

I'm seeing "Welland Canal leverage" trending, that Canada could cut off America's great lakes shipping access. Great. And what happens to Canadian ships in the St. Lawrence? The Cornwall side has been dammed up since 1959. Ships pass through a lock in Massena, NY. water.opg.com/sites/r-h-sa...

Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia' — theonion.com/trump-pushes...

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

I made the news today.

Guess who doesn't play Map Tap? U.S. government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference share.google/IMHMFxnDXnxp...

IYKYK

Weird Al tonight. That is all.

If you see this, quote post a pic of you in glasses.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

It took 226 minutes before a goal was scored in a men's World Cup Final in the United States.

Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.

"Verify your age" Mike Liut was Canada's starting goalie in the only best-on-best hockey tournament the Soviet Union ever won.

When I see people using AI art instead of a human artist because they think it’s just as good

Well that was a helluva fourth quarter. Time for overtime.

Going to pretend I'm a British football announcer and assume the game is over after the first goal. If this result stands, it will be the first time Brazil isn't in the final 16 of a World Cup. Ever.

Round of 16! 🇨🇦

Remember when South America was good at soccer?

Curacao beats Ecuador 0-0

Rory hitting into the Windows XP default wallpaper

Crippling Depression Pasta

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’

Serious question: Does Trump fire Vance this week? If 47's looking for a scapegoat, the guy who "couldn't get a deal done" with Iran and Hungary the week after he (probably) leaked the NYT story has to be tempting at the very least.

In 2029, there will be 15-year-olds who have never seen an Italian team in the World Cup.

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

www.maptap.gg March 27 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 95🏅 98🎯 Final score: 973 Kind of funny that the one place I've spent multiple nights in ended up being my lowest score.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

What's your sign?

16Windiana

The only U.S. heavy icebreaker turns 50. That's an interesting landmark given recent U.S. criticism of other countries for not taking Arctic security seriously.

Looking forward to reading from all the new perfidy experts.

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

UNDEFEATED IN 2026!! #GoSensGo

Fuck you, Lane Kiffin.

Indiana won the Rose Bowl. In my lifetime.

Checked into the Hard Rock Hotel in Ottawa to watch the Bowl Games. They don't have TSN. In a casino hotel. In 2026. (No SportsNet either. But they do have MLB Network.) 🤷🏻‍♂️

Continuing my 52-year tradition of not watching the Tournament of Roses Parade.