Andy Elrick

They are deeply broken and unhappy people, and no amount of vandalism and ensuing chaos will fill, or distract from, the gaping void at their center. You’re actually doing much better than they are.

It is totally normal for a 52-year-old American man to have a print sub to the Football League Paper. The cost was hard to reconcile given it took two weeks to get here, but it was almost worth keeping just to get mail addressed to Lord Andrew Elrick.

Talking about the new "microdrama" trend today in class and showing them Ep. 1 of the Reelshorts production "Carrying His Triplets, Becoming His Wifey." I like to think that this bit where she walks out of the break room just holding a loaf of french bread is a nod to Michael Clayton.

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

Talking about the new "microdrama" trend today in class and showing them Ep. 1 of the Reelshorts production "Carrying His Triplets, Becoming His Wifey." I like to think that this bit where she walks out of the break room just holding a loaf of french bread is a nod to Michael Clayton.

Oh wow cool! We need a visa to go to the UK now.

After 25 years in media, my moment has arrived. I don’t want to jinx it, but it seems like I may soon have the opportunity to instruct someone to “take it out of petty cash.”

I just learned at 3 Doors Down have a 'greatest hits' album.

In the same way that a loser fail kid of some billionaire will always “emerge stronger,” from their latest misanthropic scam. They’ll be just as awful, but also always and forever one of only two options.

In the same way that a loser fail kid of some billionaire will always “emerge stronger,” from their latest misanthropic scam. They’ll be just as awful, but also always and forever one of only two options.

I've sold a house, so I know realtors work hard to strip all the personality from it in service of squeezing an extra .5% out of buyers. But I sometimes wonder if most of these sports guys houses actually never look like a real person lives there.

You know what? Pat Listach.

Doing great, part 6,453,987.

For his crimes against humanity and our nation I think Trump should have to spend the rest of his days in THIS Red Roof Inn.

I can confirm that this “caused turbulence and discombobulation in the mathematics community.” of which I am a member.

I’ve consumed a lot of Scottish National Team media this international break and so much of it is absolutely delusional. Slovenia is just about their level. Probably should beat them at home but really bang average.

This (well done) article makes me want to crawl in a hole and never come out.

I feel like this is the kind of "cultural" product that could work its way into a Trump bit. Maybe he can workshop it in conjunction with the birds being killed by windmills? "The whales are eating people, we're seeing it, nobody can believe it. I said, the whales? They're eating people?"

A belated Happy October to the entire autumn man community.

This is like when my wife “catches me” watching an Armenia-Finland match during the international break.

He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees

The most corrupt, openly fascist administration in history may (barely) lose the midterms.

This is something I’m fully insane enough to do in my backyard given enough time, space and money.

"Our internal polling indicates that football remains incredibly popular. Even the general idea of Charlie Brown successfully booting a football, which we concede has never come close to happening, nevertheless polls modestly well across most major neighborhood demographics." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

This is something I’m fully insane enough to do in my backyard given enough time, space and money.

I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.

It's me, Mr. Autumn Man.

My greatest weakness as a teacher is that in a class of 30 students I cannot help but fixate in the two or three who either look xanned out or as if I'm speaking Urdu.

This seems like a generally positive sum use of my Sunday morning and ChatGPT. A.I. really doing Roberto Montesinos some favors here, but I like it. #ReacherCreature

This seems like a generally positive sum use of my Sunday morning and ChatGPT. A.I. really doing Roberto Montesinos some favors here, but I like it. #ReacherCreature

Off brand A.I. Dominic West.

This guy rules.

@davidjroth.bsky.social were you looking for this?

This is good. The article not the ad. The ad sucks about as much as a thing can suck.

Here's a non-paywalled version of the reporting on Canada becoming a possible "associate member" of the EU. It suggests Canada is willing to agree free movement of people, which (if true) would mean that the EU would be willing to agree more internal market access. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

@drewmagary.bsky.social cited in the textbook of the COM 102 class I’m teaching this semester.

They’re spinning off Reacher but with a normal-sized lady which I’m not certain will work.

My latest for @theguardian.com: "What Can Halt FIFA’s Authoritarian Turn Under Infantino? Change from the Outside" www.theguardian.com/football/202...

It’s my birthday so I’m gonna treat myself to watching Reacher murder a baddie with a rice cooker or something.

Really like what I'ver seen from Kade Auberon this season. Always good to have another quality left-hander in the bullpen.

Really like what I'ver seen from Kade Auberon this season. Always good to have another quality left-hander in the bullpen.

I don’t know anything about this guy Cooper, he probably sucks, but it rules that this is a way a story about him gets framed. Well done New York Times.

Heard a lot of people running their mouth this spring about how much New York loves the Knicks. Real New Yorkers know it’s a Rutgers town. #SchianoMen