Angel of the Ozarks

lol, ok

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

Name 2 films w the Same Plot. Ferngully and Avatar

The thing about Republicans saying no on amendment 6 in Missouri, is that they position the issue around billionaires buying our elections. But the last time a billion dollar industry did that was legalized sports betting and I didn't hear a peep from Republicans saying to vote no on it.

Name a tv show Halloween special. Halloween Heist Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

You don't get to say this/feel this way while also being the most powerful person in the world. The definition of "THEN DO SOMETHING"

Speaking of Sarah J Maas, we really need to put under a microscope how completely plausible myself and other readers accept the premise that a female will know herself at ~20 years old and for male characters it takes 500+ years to be a good example of positive masculinity.

Listen the next ACOTAR book comes out tomorrow and so if you don't see me on here, just know it's because I'm having the best time escaping reality.

I regret to inform you that we are going to win. sgfcitizen.org/voices-opini...

Let me off this planet

-confidently wrong -greatest memory in a human body -honest to a fault It's a lot more fun when you know your kids.

Halloween candy is expensive this year so I’ll just be handing out all these beanie babies that someone said would be worth something one day.

Me, a little old lady, talking to my grandkids. "When I met your grandpa, we didn't know or care about each other's politics because it wasn't everyone's whole identity"

The Supreme Court ruled that the President cannot do this. But nice try, Donald.

Get the house. Get the Senate. Pass lowering the age of Medicare to age 55 and tiered phase in for all ages. Make the Rs in the Senate filibuster. Dog walk the Rs in 2028

Need to bring marshmallows to this bonfire.

Never seen a headline that says "after a cancer diagnosis, Michael stopped voting for Democrats and started voting for Trump."

Really hope California succeeds in taxing the billionaires.

The year is 2018 and Josh Hawley is criticizing Claire McCaskill for flying around on a plane to campaign events while her bus drives to them. It was scandalous.

Hey Missouri: "Yes on 6, the rest are tricks" is a pretty darn good pneumonic device because even I remember it and I'm not even a Missouri voter.

Algorithms are fighting to take over my feed. It's either VOTE VOTE VOTE Or Dungeon Crawler Carl and the new Sarah J Mass ACOTAR book coming out. I'm working very hard to make it the latter because I've already voted.

It's beyond fucking unhinged that anyone who wasn't trying to peel away votes would give a dime to Ince. This year is not a serious candidate and is purely grifting on a high profile race. Even if this is meant to support Betsy, I do not appreciate this fuckery.

I can do a certain amount of Vote Blue No Matter Who. I can suffer milquetoast answers on some issues. I'll endure a win a Fox interview. But if you run anti-trans or pro-genocide campaign ads and you are on my ticket, I will never vote for you.

I want to remind you all of how feckless "roll over and die" Schumer and Jeffries have been the last 2 years. They won't even defend a sitting congresswoman. It is deeply unqualifying and Schumer especially needs to resign right now or take up company with Lindsay Graham.

Ms Rachel will take down Dilley detention center, we will burn it to the ground, and in its place create a state of the art facility where children can access food, healthcare, education services, and support and it will be named after Ms Rachel.

You can stay on your parents health insurance until age 26 and you don't have to be a full time student to qualify for that benefit.

Birthdays are a social construct, but I make 41 look good.

20 minutes and I'm just trying to get to the part of my insurance that administers insurance benefited.

I miss the overly robotic voices of automated phone systems. And I really miss people answering the phone. Now I've shown my age and turned into dust.

Watching Mayor Q doing more Mamdani style social media content. What's he going to run for in 2028?

That's .05% of his wealth. All so Texas can blast the same anti trans ad to the same boomers on network television 4 times during each commercial break. It's too much wealth and it's also not going to be effective.

Pitching a 66% larger data center 20 miles away from the proposed #ArmoryDataCenter, where they've admitted they have no committed tenants, should be a huge red flag. The Monorail travels from town to town looking for its mark. www.stlpr.org/economy-busi...

Ok, Keith! Showing up all our yard signs with a custom YES ON 6 pumpkin! 🤩🎃

I cannot for the life of me imagine how seeing the same political ad 20 times a day is an effective use of money.

I'm gonna Stroop your Waffle

The deck itself is framed in, which is a good start.

Deck jokes aside, I think I may need to look into sex work to pay for this deck railing.

Why yes I am a fully formed adult who owns the entire Animorphs series, why do you ask?

I'm sorry, is the most powerful legislature body in the world, made up of over 500 people, only capable of two priorities at once? apnews.com/article/trum...

Sorry candidates, the bank is closed and all my contributions are going to Halloween candy for kids in lower income districts.