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Here's something I saw here on Bluesky that I wish Democrats would say every day: "Trump was elected while Obama was president Trump was elected when Biden was president Trump lost the election while he was president But the democrats are cheating? How?"

The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach. 1/3

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Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com

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Hm, this might make a nice banner.

Huddle here.

Gotta love the British press.

So, did he stop being a dictator after day one? Just asking.

Hi,Jason explains the TikTok ban. www.tiktok.com/@jasonkpargi...

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Convicted Felon Sworn In as President www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Wasn’t expecting to find out about it from Uber, but this is pretty big

wife: what did i ask you to do? me: buy the name-brand repellent wife: and what did you do? me: i bought the cheap stuff wife: you bought the cheap stuff me: it was half the- wife: and what do we have now? me: *sigh* we have elephants wife: we have elephants

Holy crap, I finally got an electric blanket. Now I need a new personality, because exhausted and freezing is off the table now.

Favorite movie, GIF only

This is a long listen, but so good.

You know what though, there’s absolutely no reason we shouldn’t call them tweets. I mean the word is available and it’s familiar.

I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.

I love this.

I feel seen

THIS WILL BE A THREAD! I just discovered something HUGE about BlueSky by accident! You know how FB and Twitter fucked up everyone's feeds to tell you what you're going to see, and from whom, and in what order? BlueSky has a way for you to take control of that! Instructions with pics to follow!

One of my favorite Jack Handey Deep Thoughts is “If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.” I think that’s how conservatives feel about bluesky

Oh, is it Caturday? Please enjoy Wolf on his walk.

art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane? young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*

If bluesky is such an echo chamber, where is our chamber of commerce? Huh?

We will all be made so much weaker and so much stupider and so much less human in a world where only the offspring of billionaires are granted the leisure of thinking about anything more than survival

Hm, this place is picking up. It's almost like people don't want to hang out on a wanna-be edgelord's disinformation self-flagellation platform.

here's today's post: "Morning Joe and Mika Brzezinski disgrace their entire profession" — and so does Dana Bash. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

So, did a bunch of new people show up? And, do we like them?

40 years of wearing makeup and I still don't know what the little pump is for. Do I pump it onto my fingers (goopy waste)? my face (vertical surface)? my makeup brush? I should just embrace my dark circles and freckles.

@jay.bsky.team talks to WIRED about Bluesky 🦋 www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

Just tell people you're like Reagan, checkmate

Wow the new report post options are actually quite good?

Just me making cheesy fantasy portraits of my cat

Just got trollpiled on Insta of all places for my extremely fringe belief that cops shouldn’t strangle people, how’s your night going?

I Don't Really Drink Coffee c[_] But I Need This Mug

I've decided to call my lifestyle Grinching. You can join me but you have to get your own damn mountain.

Tough times for @elonmusk. Advertisers leaving Twitter, stock prices going down, and the Von Trapp Family slipped through his fingers.

Happy Caturday! This is my kaiju kitten.