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Okay, just launch the nukes now and be done with it.

Decade long mood.

Russy Brandyrandy infront of the Beakyweeky looking at long birdeywordy.

No idea why my daughter calls me a nob hed.

I really hate Norton AV, took me 2 hours to fix the damage it did to my OS, pos.

As Trump is on a renaming spree, can someone suggest renaming the San Andrea's Fault after himself?

Ooh I really hope someone flushes that brats head down the bog ay Eton.

Fuck it, I'm buying a bag of googly eyes and a black marker pen. Every estate agent I see that has a sign with a picture of the estate agent is getting new eyes, a moustache and a dick in its ear. Fuck this Murican bollocks

Reform voters having a totally normal one then.

Anyone ever seen a turquoise Everest typewriter before?

If you haven't watched C4s dodgy donor program yet, I recommend watching it with a milkshake.

Gawjus.

The Ark, so bad it's good.

Watching the robot Olympics while googling 'how to build an EMP from common household objects'.

Woke up with full on prescription opioid withdrawl, I can't do shit until the morphine kicks in. Bastard. I might spend the next hour in the toilet in case of projectile vomiting.

So Burnham has some 'tough choices' to make. Gutting welfare is never a tough choice for Thatcherites. Buckle up.

Churchill handing Farage the piss head racist baton. Reform supporters are seriously fucking weird.

Rod the Nonce Liddel has died, it's a twofer on dead horrible right wing cunts.

Just GB News promoting a bullion company on their official FB page. Can't be bothered to check but I'll guess it's the same company that employs Farage.

Fuck off Starmer you cunt.

Who the fuckbis the weird bawling twat at PMQ's? Tongue firmly up Starmers arsehole.

Reform voters have lost what little of the plot they had left.

Reform for ya.

Anne Widdecombe has died... On another note, I'm drinking coffee.

Finally found an argument that's convinced me chemtrails are real. 'Everyday they fly south, then later they fly back north'.

Spare a thought for British tabloid editors who've had to shelve headlines blaming black players for England losing this morning.

Reform verters.

“Grow the economy” *waves hands* Cut the “welfare” bill (ring fence pensioners ofc) Too many kids with MH issues, imply they’re making it up This is different to the Tories, how?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Reform voters have no self awareness or irony gland.

Nigel Farage announces that he'll beat off any challengers to his leadership 'I've done it before back in Ukip and I'll do it again'.

Not exactly a surprising discovery, but centrists have really thin skins and can't take a bit of well deserved gentle piss taking. As pile ons go though it's akin to being savaged by the Andrex puppy.

Once more for the people at the back. The shitshow will continue whilst no PM is willing to end the neoliberal economic consensus.

The greatest prime minister since Liz Truss resigns open.substack.com/pub/normalis...

June 2026 UK Politics in a Nutshell.

I swear there was less coverage of Tampons coronation than there has been of Burnham taking a train to London today.

Fuck it, if you’re complaining about people being happy that Starmer has resigned or claiming that anyone who disliked him is immature and selfish, you’re a bigot! If you can’t understand or acknowledge how much harm he did to marginalised people in this country, you probably approved of it!

Cry like a disabled person on benefits mother fucker.

We go live to Starmers resignation speech.

Bring out the Podium of Doom ffs.

Happy Windrush Day. Today is the 78th anniversary of the arrival of the Windrush at Tilbury Docks on June 22nd 1948, an occasion being marked by events and activities around the country.

Bu bye.

The Starmeroids have lost what little of the plot they had. They'll be blaming the WEF and Fabians next.

Rumour has it that Burnham will give cabinet jobs to his eyebrows.

Okay, Starmer isn't the "Worst PM", but that's a seriously low bar. It is ironic he's the worst on human rights for decades considering his former job though . He is a terrible PM though and, no, it isn't a smear when he himself did the scandals. Honestly can't see any defence for him remaining.

That's a new take on weeding the garden.

Starmer always looks like he has ice cream for hair and needs a flake sticking in it.