Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨

None of these assholes studied law in any capacity and it shows.

What a great way to distinguish which candidates are listening to the voters and which ones are listening to the moron consultants that helped get us into this mess in the first place.

NOT TO BE CONTROVERSIAL, but are we boycotting the Patriots and all shows at Gillette Stadium as hard as we are boycotting Ed Sheeran??? Because Robert Kraft deserves the heat about 100x as much, even if Ed is being a little dick bitch for letting him dictate things.

Today’s moment of zen: discovering not one, not two, but THREE turtles in the park this morning 😍

Kevin and the Zits will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

This is why we need to compost the rich; rather than feeding ourselves, we feed what will nourish us all (like dirty commies 🥰)

Looks like Ed Sheeran’s bad choices lead to acts gone without a trace.

Nice.

Happy “first few weeks of September where my boyfriend will inevitably find increasingly more pumpkins in the apartment every other day or so” season.

Laura Ingraham in her home office: “Computah, make these socialists supah gay and horny :3”

The joys of dog fostering 🥰 (moments before this photo, they were hosting their own version of Wrestlemania) #DogsofBluesky

@mapquest.com

Public service announcement: Go download @mapquest.com

Idk who needs to hear this but Mapquest lets you be a wizard or unicorn instead of a boring blue dot. They also didn’t cave to fascism and understand that an executive order does not override a treaty signed in a time before a certain gaudy family even arrived on these shores 🙂

Hello, Mapquest. Welcome to my phone.

Tis the season 🥰

Being a dog foster is incredibly rewarding, and worth it for this picture alone. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs

Sorry, I guess I’m still of the antiquated opinion that we don’t work with Nazis.

If they made a character like this in Game of Thrones, their head would be on a spike by the end of the episode due to their lack of political savvy. Yeah, take that private meeting with Littlefinger. Definitely not a trap to get the gossip rags running wild.

Fields of Mistria anime when? I would watch the shit out of that 😍

Damn, maybe I should write that novel…

Certainly feels like a good day to remind everyone that Shrek is older than ICE.

How it feels when I’m making scrambled egg to top the bougie kibble I buy because a certain foster dog is being a picky eater:

Now that I’ve learned how to make hibiscus lemonade, I can’t stop making hibiscus lemonade. Send help.

Don’t worry, she got a belly rub. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs

If you aren’t buffing every lower level player in @everquestlegends.bsky.social as you travel, what kind of monster are you?

Everyone needs a joyous way to start the morning

The year is 2004; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest. The year is 2026; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest.

Yet another reason I love my city 😍

A cautionary tale of what happens when fathers don’t hug their daughters enough so they seek love and validation from old demented perverts.

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. (Spoiler alert: they’re the same picture) #DogsofBluesky

TIL this is how you annex territory in 2026, apparently?

That’s certainly one way to cope with the fact the House Minority Leader is going on air to publicly oppose abolishing ICE or Medicare for All. Ya know, policies that are gaining popularity and motivating voters to participate in a system they feel for too long has left them out to dry.

In a near distant future instead of Call of Duty cosplayers mowing down civilians, we’re getting the Steel Watch from BG3.

So I made a big life decision this week: I’m now a dog foster! Meet Jill, or as I’ve been calling her Jilly Bean or Jilly Billy. A sweet and beautiful 4 y/o Husky mix. Could win Eurovision with the song of her people, but she’s kind enough to be reserved about it.

Translation: the economy is doing well for rich people. The plebs can fuck right off.

Idk man, I took this photo in my small upstate NY hometown a few weeks ago. Sounds like even they aren’t hot on the idea.

NGL, my mental health has been hanging together for the last week or so partly due to the campaigning of this Recyclon. C’mon Clacton, do the most British humour thing ever (I used your spelling you have to do it now).

I’ve been creating maps as a way to practice watercolors and inking. This is the first one with paint; it’s not finished but I’m pretty proud of it so far 🥰

My new goal is to recreate the aguachile we had today in Greenport.

I can’t even be mad at her for ripping a massive hole in my bedsheet. #DogsofBluesky

So we’re using “creative and unconventional” to skirt around saying “cruel and unusual” now?

I come home from being upstate for over a month, and ICE is pepper spraying people in my neighborhood? Aw hell no. Fuck ICE - Inwood is watching.

Short people problem: not being able to open the garage door fully because otherwise you would not be able to close it before going inside.

All I know is, I need Brad Lander to excel further into politics so that Tim Robinson gets to play him on SNL.

Decision Desk HQ projects Darializa Chevalier wins the NY US House 13 Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 9:49 PM EDT

Mango Lassie - another PUPPY - will be euthanized #nycacc if u all don’t start reposting him 2get him seen! NY NJ NH NE CT DE DC MD ME PA VA VT RI- expenses covered- message me! Urgent 🚨 #puppy #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #petsofbluesky