Arch Stanton

Arch Stanton

@archstantongold.bsky.social

A box of gold rests near me. War is hell. Social media isn't real life.

1.4K followers350 following8.3K posts

Donald Trump only wants a beefcake factory so he can look at more muscular asses.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

So basically someone told Trump today what Cheesecake Factory was, and it probably took a little while to explain to him that they aren’t local factories that make cheesecakes. But he probably still isn’t quite sure what they are.

I think the construction crew that demolished the White House should be prosecuted.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

@jaketapper.bsky.social & @cnn.com wants to wait until the book is useless. Then write a story about how 80+ yr old men can have some deterioration of cognition. Then in 20 years do a piece on Trump's 40 years of corruption & how the media loved it.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

So we finally got some media companies to write stories about Trump’s weird obsession with men’s bodies, when do we get the obvious cognitive decline stories? 2029?

They're just joking. Just mixing it up a bit on social media Politics is a rough sport. Snowflake? Anyone MAGA cliches for the mirror?

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

The NY Post is calling this art installation in Tehran, featuring a performer dressed as Trump in a mock jail cell, “sickening.” Surely they jest.

That's a solid "NO!" 😄

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

If you want to see incredible corruption, shine a light on Nebraska through N Dakota. It is so commonplace it is the culture. Being flyover country keeps it hidden.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "Because Pete Ricketts has been fighting for your farmers, today I'm proud to announce $1.3 billion in investment in domestic fertilizer manufacturing right here in Nebraska"

but... Look over there! A T Rex. (Blanche runs away as the reporter turns to look)

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

🚨🚨🚨 Q: Is there any scenario in which DOJ would try to block states from certifying the election? AG TODD BLANCHE: Yes, of course. It is not DOJ's intention to improperly interfere with elections or the state certification process, but ...

What a cowardly cowboy.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

GOP Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller says he did not vote for Gov Abbott or Republican nominee Nate Sheets. Asked whether he voted for Democrats, Miller said that's between him and God.

Someone in the press corp really needs to bring a bowl of soup & set it in front of Trump. When asked why they do that say, "It appears Trump is going to fall asleep or die at any moment. We want the photo & video to capture him face planting into this soup when it happens. It will be historical."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event Supercut:

Press, please start setting a bowl of soup in front of Trump. He falls asleep constantly & may die at any time. I badly want to see him face plant into the bowl of soup. If they ask why you are placing the soup, simply explain the above. State it will be a tremendous boost to America.

JeffTrnka@jefftrnka.bsky.social

Ben reacts to Trump losing it at multiple FEMALE reporters during a press conference in the Oval Office. He only attacks female reporters because he's a cowardly fuck. youtu.be/z050BtevvzQ?...

If you pay attention to crop insurance, tax write offs, & drought/flood payments, farmers get fed tax payments all the time. Oh, and then they throw a fit about paying taxes "to support welfare families on the coasts." Brain drain over generations hasn't helped.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

I don’t understand why farmers need an endless series of welfare payments from the rest of us since Trump took office. Aren’t his policies working for you? You need us to pay you so you will keep voting for the guy who is failing you? Don’t you believe in free market capitalism?

Can we start using the term alien instead of immigrant? Illegal or legal alien...way more fun I use the word alien.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

wow -- a protester directly behind Vance gets up and yells "release the Epstein files!" Vance suggest he's an illegal immigrant.

Let's get it over with: -Thoughts & prayers -We need to do something -Not the time to talk about gun control (shameful exploitation of traffic event) -Liberals want to take away freedom Vote GOP to protect life. Wait for next shooting & repeat.

Was there another shooting? I now receive the news when these posts resurface like a standard aftershock from another earthquake (we must accept earthquakes).

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social

Schools Theaters Concerts Malls Churches Synagogues Mosques Parks Nightclubs Offices Festivals Stores Military Bases Bars Post Offices Yoga Studios Super Bowl parades Nowhere is safe from the scourge of gun violence in America. You can't tell me we must simply accept it.

Hannity, she's just wanting to join the same insane club that you are in. You can't be the only jackass in Trump Town.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Wow -- Hannity is moving in for the kill: "Why not just say 'I went to Pepperdine Law School and then took a different career path'? Why get into this long drawn-out thing about the difference between a lawyer and an attorney?"

Not a good sign for us as a democracy. We are a shining light on the hilltop because we are burning up

Miles Taylor@milestaylor.bsky.social

Trump’s ex-chief of staff John Kelly said this to me, six years ago: “I don't know how he’s not in an institution somewhere, whether it’s jail or a nuthouse. He’s a seriously sick guy. I never heard him saying anything that wasn’t a lie.” Trump has only gotten worse since.

Well, I agree that isn't what he was trying to say & I understand the context. (He prevented nukes & if he didn't Iran might blow up LA/SD) But as usually with Trump/MAGA/GOP, even when you take the context & their explanation, it's still bat$hit crazy & just dumb.

Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social

I’m loving the “well akshually he didn’t REALLY mean let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego” excuses today. Cool. Explain the assholes in the crowd who thought it was fucking hilarious. Deplorables wasn’t strong enough.

Isn't that why they once tried to disallow monopolies? Like around 100 years ago. & now we seem to encourage monopolies. Capitalism without competition in the market really isn't capitalism anymore.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick@jefferycowlick.bsky.social

This is why the GOP wants to convince you that 'SOCIALISM' is a bad word.

Everyone dox the hilarious fools standing behind him at these events.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "It'll end very quickly and prices are gonna come down very sharply. You might see, 'Please, please, Sir, it's going down too fast!' You watch"

Well, after 1 week home with her kids being a mother & wife if elderly man Karoline decides "to hell with that!" and goes back to work. Leave that child raisin' garbage to a colored servant. Young girls, don't listen to libs about careers. Stay at home & be a mom.

CBS Laws of banking: If you are going to molest wrestlers, wait until they are 18 years old.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

And by "violating banking laws" CBS News means former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert molested boys he coached for wrestling in high school, boys as young as 14. To-may-to/to-mah-to!

This is what happens when Howdy Doody is possessed by the devil & becomes a real boy.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. Asked specifically where he diverges from Anthropic and its CEO Dario Amodei, Altman said, ‘we believe that the world should accept some bad things happening for the benefits of this technology and people having the agency.’” @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

It does trickle down. Everyone explains it upside down. Water (money) is mostly stored in lakes/ocean (wealthy/banks). Rain on the hills trickles back down to the lakes. Money trickles back down to the wealthy. If you dump water in the lake it doesn't trickle uphill.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Fascinating sociology, though. Even in a democracy with all the modern media, education, & communication, we all resort back to a feudal system essentially. Just like the Dark or Middle Ages.

Can someone make a poster with this photo, random text messages, some picture of Harvey Oswald, Richard Nixon, & ALF? Bring it on the Senate floor & ask if Jack Smith had a meeting after the game?

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw

I wonder if the Missouri Tigers ever play with the Detroit Tigers? I bet their QB scores lots of homeruns & 3 pointers. Sen Schmitt, would you like to ask the female Senator from Minnesota for help with that question?

So he's from Missouri? That's the state directly south of Iowa opposite Minnesota. He's had to have heard the Iowa Hawkeye name plenty of times. Klobuchar out sports knowledged the beta-male. Minnesota defeats Missouri!

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.

It does look like his staff put some work into the graphics of that poster. Got the printing & PowerPoint slide skills down. Next step, have some clue what your talking about.

Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”