Aaron Sarka

All of our Chekov's have checked out.

I also hate Bill Maher, but I won't write a book about it.

Rough week for mid-range chains.

Dentistry.

It's okay that the President is an addled mass of melting cheese. She's got it. We're okay.

Ah, the old "Teach them that there's no free lunch" trick. People love that.

War criminal breaks war criminal's round map.

Ope!

He ain't got it, folks.

Bisexual city

This is why we'll be eating her husband last.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

We're just abnormal men.

Trolls (technical term) below the bridge seem to have this view of Yoopers as standoffish, angry, and isolated. The UP is like 40% hippies 40% students and...yeah 20% weird isolated paramilitary guys.

If I'm any classic percussion line I'm Todd Rundgren's marimba in "Love My Way"

This movie is that secret Millennial touchstone that we all know, but we are never sure if we all know, so we don't talk about it enough.

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Bruh

In the old days, a campaign needed a war room full of strategists to figure out what the other side was planning. With Musk, you could just ask Grok. If anybody knows his playbook, it's the robot writing it. AI, taking jobs on both ends.

As if millions of theatre nerds suddenly cried out in joy, and were suddenly silenced. #NobodysSide

Proof that the emerging singularity has work to do on its self-esteem.

A beautiful day

Greenland has become Trump's "Fake Office"* *they built a fake office for Trump's father when the dementia got bad

GOP consultants are all, "Let's see if you can get someone to beat the other guy half to death." while Dem consultants are all, "Let's see if we can get the other guy on a podcast where we they agree that women are women."

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You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?

wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice

They don't know who won the Civil War.

Posted by the RNC to market Trump’s upcoming San Antonio rally. Comments?

Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego

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