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You want to see a dead body?

“Mr. Trump’s second term has featured an overweening and oftentimes unrealistic emphasis on purity and innocence… When Mr. Trump decried ‘American carnage’ and promised to make America great again, Christian women were a receptive audience.” @kkdumez.bsky.social:

Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king

If you're over 50 and your barber doesn't offer to look after your ears, nose and eyebrows... you are not being fully taken care of.

Remember 4 years ago when we assumed Dem leaders would burn shit down after Roe v Wade was overturned yeah me neither but ooh these commies are scary

Knicks fans bet so much on their team during the Finals that the house actually lost the week of the finals — by tens of millions

Mamdani’s got the juice! Can’t wait for Brad lander to represent my district in the house.

lol, streets going bananas

This is some white knuckle shit

This seems like a good way to radicalize the most belligerent and grudge-keeping people in New England. “Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem”

“Do you support ICE?” “Not really.” “Hell f*ckin’ nah.” These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻

No kings nyc - big crowd, calm but determined

They crave the royal boot

Hilarious the Louisiana Gov and Senators are now asking Trump to federalize the Guard to take over New Orleans like supplicant subjects should. Let's remember. The Gov can do this any day of the week. That's what the Guard is. A state militia. Asking Trump to federalize them is some weird GOP kink.

No one at work wants to listen to Huntrix :(

This is going to fuck up mayonnaise discourse for a generation.

Jet lag

Jon Osoff, you thirsty bastard stop texting me

Takedown, takedown Takedown, down, down, down (It's a takedown)

Whoops

Bradley Edwards, attorney for Epstein survivors, says on MSNBC that the executors of Epstein's estate are in possession of the birthday book containing Trump's letter and would be willing to turn it over to authorities

! Age of miracles / age of the apocalypse

Jfc, THAT’s gonna leave a mark

The sweet, sinful discovery that the counterman gave me a coffee regular instead of a coffee with milk.

Will I get kicked out of the revolution if I occasionally think Ezra Klein gets some things right?

Peaches at the knitting factory, in like 2004.

In 2021, I called on Andrew Cuomo to resign because I believed the allegations against him compromised his ability to lead. That decision was based on principle, not political convenience.

Share with your NYC friends! (And can't these two guys be a ticket somehow?)

I don't know if NYC folks listen to some author/energy wonk creature above your own judgment, but ... for Mayor: 1. Rank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social first. 2. Rank @bradlander.bsky.social second. (or reverse those two if you feel like it) 3, 4, and 5: Rank three someones who aren't Andrew Cuomo.

In terms of the number of Americans affected, and the direct power of the office, New York City Mayor is one of the 10 most powerful elected offices in the country. Cuomo getting it would be a huge setback not only to the city but the entire country.

Big accomplishment this week: Boxing coach moved me out of the Absolute Hopeless Dipshits cohort and into the Dumb Beginner Soft Baby cohort.

Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.

Mon motha dancing though it

The evil rot in the NY Democratic Party - and broadly the party as a whole - is exposed in this NYTimes story. I don’t normally recommend reading the NYT, but this story captures it. No principles, nothing. PS do not under any circumstances rank Cuomo for Mayor, NYC.

Honestly I don’t know what the fuck a wine mom is.

One thing @stewartbrand.bsky.social always says: “The difference between scenarios and the actual future is that scenarios have to be plausible in the present, but the future owes us no such obligation.” And indeed: we’re living a future that would’ve been utterly implausible in the in the past.

Trump take caffeine

NY POST, welcome to the war on cars.

Better late than never - stay hydrated @booker.senate.gov ! Good to see you in the fight.

Why are we seeing so many AI-generated views of vacation homes, interior spaces and travel destinations? There's a market for clicks and views. Can you spot all of the AI-generated flags here? 🎙️ @koltai.bsky.social of @bellingcat.com

I feel like we need to contact each of the signatories on the Harper’s letter individually and ask them if they are working on a new version.

We made cocktails too fancy. I miss Long Island Ice Tea.