Aster Olsen

New story! A man gets an assignment to save a lake and uncovers a secret. Also, there's a fish-twink. smokeandmold.net/issue-14-fal...

The Democrats backsliding on trans rights are not only cowards and moral failures who would throw their voters and supports to the wolves for a taste of power, but also they have the political instincts of a trash can. They are pathetic and worthy of all your scorn.

"I publish a magazine" you have a substack 😭

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Have a working hypothesis that you can tell which modern day biologists would have supported eugenics back in the early 1900s based on the way they currently view transness

Dating a cis woman who is culturally a trans woman: best of both worlds

been doing this thing where i write my little thoughts onto paper and sometimes i send those papers to people i care about and other times that just sit there and no one reads them but me

Can't believe a narcissistic vaccine denialist who lives purely online would be a reactionary. You think you know people.

Read to a group of cis people and got asked if I was a standup comic after. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Only a couple weeks left to tell us your crazy queer housing story and/or yell at us!

society isn't ready for a blonde to brunette (BtB) transsexual, but I'm not going to hide anymore. this is my truth.

My tier list of social media by ability to cook a brain: S) tiktok A) twitter, facebook, whatsapp B) bluesky, threads, tumblr C) instagram, snapchat, linkedin, reddit D) F)

FUCK TiRbUMgPt or FUCP TRUMP, lib

Everything is transgender now. Welcome to trans womanhood, cis women.

I'm worried that conservatives will remove the environmental protections for the lake I like to swim in by abusing the EPA, so my solution is that we shouldn't have any federal environmental laws. The private market will ensure we never have pollution at my lake. Subscribe to my substack.

Everyone should be reading Maxine West

My wife’s paper is out in Neuron!!! She’s so smart and cool!

we used to be a country www.vice.com/en/article/i...

Anyway, shout-out to @asterolsen.bsky.social, go read her stuff if you haven't

Pre-order the story collection I'm in! My story is about a really normal cis woman. It's called The Woman in the Tight Pink Shorts.

What's another term for someone who is type A with ADHD besides transsexual?

Wrong, the bus should drive fast and also have an rpg turret to deal with rogue F150s

Performace Review by Aster Olsen!! Currently out of print, but you can find it on her itch page and website, along with her incredible short stories: asterolsen.itch.io asterolsen.com

What should a trans dyke do in oslo?

I wrote this essay more than three years ago while Gessen was still playing defense for the NYT's anti trans reporting and scolding trans women for daring to disagree with them so I'm not really impressed actually. www.autostraddle.com/overheating-...

When I think about trans people in sports, I don’t think about lobbies or legislation. I think about my friends. Wrote about pick-up hoops, queer community and love:

everything really is transgender now

The main thing I've learned about makeup is I'm destined to never really know my undertones

I love my country Seattle Washington

The post is just leading to pointless circular conflict so I'm deleting it.

besides the point i guess but wild animals do have shit on their butts. then they clean their shitty butts with their tongues.

every single page in cosmo t-girl is smacking me in the face with a brick

a lot of what the right does nowadays is create an emotional support system for bigots. bigotry will offend and alienate people in your life, so the right looks provides a counterweight that lavishes you with praise.