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These videos always end with me wishing they ended with a bus to pick these people up and take them to school. Like, "whoops, drop whatever plans you had. We need to interrupt your life because you were released into the world wrong."

Saw a deer in my yard with the biggest tail I've ever seen on a deer. It was like skunk's tail it was so floofy. Anyway back to bullshit in the bullshit mines. (sitting at the computer for money to not die)

The TL working truths because Corey Feldman is pro wrestling. Dude maintains an IRL kayfabe that protects his ego, but I think also is to cope with a lot of trauma. The funniest bit he keeps running, though, is he co-developed Michael Jackson's dance moves when Corey was a child.

Continued examples why American Meritocracy is bullshit. They banned this kid with a trespass charge because all the other kids stink. Look how bad they suck. Empty nets. Can't challenge for shit. Let this kid run his drills until they decide they want to actually play.

For four hours it would have to include hidden camera footage of him crying over women rejecting him, dry firing a revolver with an N7 paint job into his mouth, and repeatedly admitting to election fraud and missing Epstein parties to Donald.

Sorry. I agree, but also...

What's up. I'm Christmas.

JAIIIT

*eughp*

OMG there's a movie with Truman Capote, Peter Falk and Peter Sellers! *sees Peter Sellers* Oh holy shit ...

ChatPS3 are bideogames ova?

This has to be some sort of urban legend game of telephone where a student simply got their pronouns respected at school but not at home. Now mush brained reactionaries think they do bottom surgeries instead of study hall.

Da youth aren't drinking like we used to. This is going to lead to 20 Gen X'ers and milennials blinding themselves with methylated trash and at worst a rise in craft gin bars.

I'm pretty sure this is the plot of one of the Rocky movies. Mark Davis is Mr. T Drago #AEWWrestledream

One day Nick Wayne will attempt to beat AEW World Champion Kevin Knight but the shit will be so flippy the Earth will rotate the wrong way. #AEWWrestledream

THE DEVILS was originally banned because it was the first on-screen depiction of sex with a juggalette Enjoy your pervert movie. Woop woop.

This is tech industry's Hannah Montana and you can't convince me otherwise.

Damn Shaggy, what was you up to?

Richard Brake may be medically incapable of saying no. But Jennifer Jason Leigh and Brad Dourif? C'mon now. Is there an evil agent out there tricking clients for the Dailywire? Dean Norris I'm pretty sure is stupid and needing money. If he turned up a county fair dunk tank I wouldn't be surprised.

HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

WWE is trying to mimic boxing and film presentation to capture legitimacy and "epicness." TNA just looks like people don't know how to operate their cameras and broadcast equipment.

As a yinzer who's been to Portland: game recognize game

His cognitive decline has to be a type of radiation (tumor causing) for everyone who absorbs it. Look at'em though. Beaming, sweating, saying the craziest shit ever. Everyone in nursing homes are so jealous.

RIP Mike Ditka. My social studies teacher use to love telling us how you were a dirty player and spiked him in little league. You're probably the most famous person from Aliquippa. Even ahead of that guy who trained the Taliban.

Burger King. Brody King. #AEW

My sleep paralysis demon having to entertain itself because the edible extra.

Damn dude. Most insecure men your age simply pay $12,000 to a grifting marine to scream at you to do this stuff with a bunch of other six figure weekend warriors. You did so much to look pathetic trying to look tough. And we all saw.

Spoken like a dickhead who's never sold a quality product in his life.

I need a one night only Halloween gimmick battle royale to bring back Smooth Sailing Ashley Remmington Simply for the "Let's go Sailing" chants Also maybe Fire Ant could come back too

6? Rookie numbers.

I edit in Premiere. My trauma follows me to gaming.

The Russos are finally playing their hand. The Avengers are going to be revealed to be Italian.

listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it

Somewhere Hegseth punched a wall and yelled fuck. Not related to this first klaxon that he's getting set up for a fall. He just does that.

Hellraiser Fuck the Pain Away LFG! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlt4...

How did God hit him with the liquify brush IRL? Imagine being the richest man ever. You stop baldness only to mutilate your dick and get adult onset scoliosis.

Even the most people working stat is fucking stupid. That's how growing populations work over time. Most people breathing air in the history of the world! It's shitty if you dig into that stat, though. You'll find all the people who should be retired but can't afford to be.

Have I picked the worst time to get obsessed with tomato sandwiches? No. That's probably February.

NXT says, "goodbye," to Full Sail University and, "hello," to Praeger U

I think business cards might need to come back. I'm very tempted to load my friends up with cards so if they encounter something like this in the wild they can attach my card and a note. "No one likes your AI garbage menus. They're fraud. Please hire a graphic designer."

I guess she's chosen both?

Everyone's making fun of the face grandpa made getting scared by the plane But I think it's fun how it made him drop his defenses and his queeny wrist came out

There's actually more than one Jimothy. I go out at night with a pair of oven mitts and squish raccoons.

It's 2028: You have to enlist and fight the ground war in Iran to cover your debts accrued from the sure thing bet that the Avengers wouldn't beat Dr. Doom.