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Trump: "You can no longer say, 'Hi mom.' It's, 'Hi gestating. I love you so much gestating.'"

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Yes. They just want gestaters but no lactaters. Bonus tip for everyone who is in the second category - you can never be both. Women prevented becoming gestaters in times of hardship by lactating for up to 5 years!

The red hat mental defects soak it up What a bunch of losers The uneducated and easily scammed Bought hats, tennis shoes, mug shot merch and NFT’s Orange has fleeced them for 11 years Sad

That girl, that beautiful little baby girl, she doesn't need ten dolls for Christmas. Maybe that beautiful little girl just gets two, three dolls for Christmas. Maybe you just buy her one pencil, what does she need so many pencils for?

And when she can't afford a Christmas gift you get to say "thanks for nothing gestater". She'll smile back, like Natalie, and say "Merry Christmas", because that has made a comeback, baby!

Me: "You can no longer say, ' Hi, President Trump.' It's, 'Hi, you addlepated, morally degenerate cast off from Bizarro World. I despise you so much addlepated, morally degenerate cast off from Bizarro World." That has a certain ring to it...

This is very far down on the list of problems here, but "gestating" is an adjective that modifies the noun "parent" that Trump says Hochul wants to replace "mother" and "father" with So it's "hi gestating/non-gestating parent," not "hi gestating"

He's juiced up tonight. Out of his mind as always with the power to do what he wants when he wants with the republicans standing by as the good eunuchs they are cheering on the destruction of America.

Is that a new Trump word to add? Bigly Covfefe Nambia Obamna Hamberders Yosemite Yo-Semites Thighland Groceries Everything is computer Affordability Super Interligence Gestating Dum without a B Dumbacrats United Shhtates What’s next ?

There might be psychedelic drugs in my water. It's like I am high all the time when reading this shit. Cannot be real. I must be drugged. Must be.

Some RW Podcaster probably claimed that maternity staff say "gestating person" instead of "mother" or something. And Trump thinks this means we can no longer say "Mom". Just a fruit loop at this stage.

I don't think you actually wish you had a stroke. They're life-threatening and can alter the course of your life. My grand-uncle had a stroke became dependent on his family, and died 3 years later. Is that what you want? Stop invoking stereotypes of cerebrovascular accidents to insult Trump.

It's inappropriate to insult him by suggesting that he's having a stroke, or that you feel like you're having a stroke when you listen to him. There are many other ways to insult the pedophile-in-chief without invoking stereotypes of cerebrovascular accidents.

Is it still true in white trash MAGA world that you can only take drip showers and you have to flush the toilet ten times?

Yep. It was his long time teleprompter technician. It was discovered he would insert specific phrases into the teleprompter and then make money on Kalshi by predicting that Trump would say them. He made like 50k I think and he was fired? IDK if they actually prosecuted him.

Yes, but there are many women of the non gestating phase of life and others whom have never started; yet. Then we have the men, are they called non gestating as well?😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I want documents proving his stable genius IQ, circa 1987;89-ish,(advent of Marla *Georgia Peach*Maples)goodbye Ivana! Then compare it to his IQ now, 2024-2026,(enter Natalie Harp) goodbye Melania! I’m certain Trump’s grey matter looks like a moth eaten pair of tweedy,ugly,woolen plus fours,1913c.

No, New Yorkers have not been told they “can no longer say mom.” A bill uses “gestating parent” in specific legal language about surrogacy and parentage. Turning that into “you must call your mother gestating” is just inventing a culture-war story out of statutory wording.

Another senile moment brought you by an 80 year-old demented man who lives in an alternate reality.These are not just children their adults who want to live in their own skin and be comfortable 👏🏼 But you chose to make their decisions and call them names.You who have been accused of sexual abuse! 

You should not be throwing stones,when you live in a glass house. America is Home of the free, 🦅to believe whatever religion you want without being assaulted.To live whatever life you choose without hurting others. But you are Destroying the American dream piece by piece 🤬🤬

Look at all those people wearing maga hats 🤬 and he says the Democrats are paying people to hold signs and wave. But look at these people with their hats and their T-shirts and they’re perfectly minted signs that says trump. I wonder how much they all got Venmo 

Someone needs to start asking him about euthanasia on a regular basis. The answers should be highly entertaining, he’ll likely talk about all those children who met him when he visited China.

This is like a school prank, I will give you my sweets if you can get 'insert inappropriate word' into a sentence at class today, how the children laughed when it was achieved