Mike Bird

Mike Bird

@astronautbread.bsky.social

Have you seen Andor? That's pretty much it. I also Stan Michigan State Spartans.

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Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

I'm engaged, informed, enthusiastic, and angry. Of course I voted already. These texts are making me regret my endorsement. I LOVE MY CANDIDATES, BUT HATE SPAM MORE!

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🗽LOLGOP🗽
@lolgop.bsky.social

I'm asking my fellow Jews in Michigan to help elect the first Muslim American to the U.S. Senate—a devoted dad, a scholar, a visionary thinker, and a genuinely good dude. Let's be the people we hope others will be. Islamophobia and antisemitism feed the same beast. Let's starve that MFer.

thefarce.orgWe Have a Chance to Elect a Good DudeAbdul El-Sayed is the progressive man we’ll stay proud we supported.
Eoin Higgins@eoinhiggins.bsky.social

What could it be?!

Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

I didn't think I could love this candidate even more, then he comes out as the comic accurate short Wolverine.

Graphic Policy@graphicpolicy.com

Snikt. Snikt. Abdul El-Sayed is Wolverine https://graphicpolicy.com/2026/10/23/snikt-snikt-abdul-el-sayed-is-wolverine/

graphicpolicy.comSnikt. Snikt. Abdul El-Sayed is WolverineMichigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was presented with a pair of familiar claws and struck a familiar pose in a video posted on Instagram.
Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

I miss Dark Brandon. Is this Bright Barron?

Reuters Pictures@pictures.reuters.com

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

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Abdul El-Sayed
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

Mike Rogers has been for waging war with Iran since before he was in Congress. He's got a war for everything. He thinks it's a "win-win-win" that we are paying nearly $5 in gas right now. If you don't believe me, wait until Trump comes to Michigan on Sunday.

Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

There aren't enough memes to cover the hole they're digging for themselves. "Dig up, stupid."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Johnson on what Republicans will do if they hold the House: "What we would do in the next two years is exactly what we have been doing already"

Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

Aside from badmouthing coney dogs, I'm not sure how Jalen Duren's approval rating from the fan base could get any lower.

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

All-NBA center Jalen Duren is not attending Detroit Pistons media day Monday nor the start of training camp, declining the team’s five-year, $200 million fully guaranteed offer in restricted free agency so far, sources tell ESPN. The sides remain at a stalemate ahead of Thursday deadline on a

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Abdul El-Sayed
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

Closed the pool yesterday. Fall is here, and I am stoked!

PBS News@pbsnews.org

The fall equinox is Tuesday, when light and darkness split the day evenly. It marks the beginning of fall for the Northern Hemisphere and the beginning of spring in the Southern Hemisphere. https://to.pbs.org/4ycJGzZ

pbs.orgFall has officially arrived. Here's what to know about the autumnal equinoxAt 8:05 p.m. Eastern time Tuesday, the sun will be directly overhead at the equator.

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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social

"Gentlemen, our 29% approval rating is too high. Let's start take away people's health care."

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Breaking News: The Trump administration has cut 750,000 enrollees from Obamacare, Vice President JD Vance said, claiming that many were receiving premium subsidies they did not qualify for and that some were not even real people.  nyti.ms/4xJwbXx

Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

Sounds like the Cobra Terrordome from Serpentor's reign as Emperor. Not so tough. I took it down with a ninja, a sailor, a fashion model, and Refrigerator Perry from the Chicago Bears.

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social

I was, thankfully, asleep when this one happened, but, my god, he's an idiot.

Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

I understand everything he builds (or ever built) may not be able to be seized and razed when his time is up, but we can decriminalize if not encourage graffiti on anything left standing.

andykimnj.bsky.social@andykimnj.bsky.social

Stop calling this a DC makeover. This is an illegal desecration of our capital and a huge waste of American families’ money. DC is sacred ground, and we shouldn’t minimize the real damage being done.

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Philip Bump
@pbump.com

get in, kids, we’re doing a PROHIBITION

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social

So it would appear that the White House has banned the importation of Crown Royal, Canadian Club, and all other Canadian whiskeys/scotches. Stock up if they're one of your favorite brands, because the U.S. might not get any new supply for the next couple years...

Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social

More empty promises from Trump. Classic.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on El-Sayed: "If he succeeds, the Dumocrats will gain 4 Senators, 8 Congressmen, many Electoral and Popular Votes, a stacked Supreme Court with 23 Justices, and I will be, sadly, despite the great job we are doing, the last Republican President!"

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Abdul El-Sayed
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.