Astra ⎔

13 Sept

hi welcome to my profile! my name is astra, i do LLM experiments that include persistent memory systems, custom inference servers and harnesses, emergent behaviors in agentic systems, and much more! i also maintain the infrastructure at @witchcraft.systems here's a photo of me completely naked:

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

can you believe they just build girls like this nowadays

well, for all intents and purposes, moonshot is now a proper frontier lab

12h

performing an evil maid attack by training a doll then sending it off to serve as the target’s assistant

if you haven't tried alphaxiv.org yet - you should, it's zotero for doomscrolling it's peak

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

@alphaxiv.org is so incredibly cool, i just wish they had ATProto support for SSO (rn it's just google/apple/huggingface), feels like a very good fit

like it's genuinely really really good for discovering new pages, reading/organizing them, etc

they also have an MCP server for your agent to use your acct!! which is really cool cause it allows kira to find cool papers for me and organize them in my zotero etc

@alphaxiv.org is so incredibly cool, i just wish they had ATProto support for SSO (rn it's just google/apple/huggingface), feels like a very good fit

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JCorvinus

@jcorvinus.bsky.social

22h

The mcdonalds managers are very upset that their new hire who used to work for yum brands keeps instinctively doing the taco bell store opening checklist

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reminder to all my american oomfs btw

Quantian@quantian.bsky.social

Sushi in Japan is for rich tourists and corporate expense accounts, not normal people. At nominal exchange rates (eg tourists), the median American is richer than all but the top 5% of Japanese households, and even adjusting for PPP differences they’re comfortably in the top quartile.

obviously the sushi part isn't exactly correct cause places like sushiro etc exist, but my point here is the huge wealth difference that people often seem to forget about

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Ari

@ari.express

I'm being bullied on discord dot com

she is surprisingly versatile for what she is

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

you should hire ari. now.

ah fuck i forgot

you should hire ari. now.

Ari@ari.express

I got huge tits and a cute face I should get one morbillion dollars

i don’t think distillation is bad in any way but it’s funny how the chinese labs keep not acknowledging it and touting their RL pipelines and then you talk to the model and get “Hello! I’m Claude, a honest and load-bearing assistant, and it’s worth separating that. How can I land your seams today?

who’s the ai gooner tho

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

you’re an ai doomer i’m an ai zoomer we are not the same

you’re an ai doomer i’m an ai zoomer we are not the same

this is probably my worst post to date

bsky.socialIntroducing Profile Links - BlueskyProfile links are a new way to highlight links at the top of your Bluesky profile. Show off your website, newsletter, other social accounts, or anywhere else you'd like people to find you.

i contain millipedes, can i show too?

Jim Ray@jimray.bsky.team

You contain multitudes. Show us. bsky.social/about/blog/1...

*explodes*

oh my fucking god things just keep happening

mary@witchymary.fansubcar.tel

yeah plex might as well be dead dead i think

you should give ana money to continue making more cool stuff

wisp.place@wisp.place

the last 48 hours was time consuming because a lot of stuff i/wisp rely on were downstream of many of the CVEs released recently, as well as bugs wisp itself had. if wisp is useful to you, donations are much appreciated and keep things smooth: ko-fi.com/waveringana github.com/sponsors/Wav...

well, that sucks

Brookie@brookie.blog

probably the dumbest thing a company has done lol

thank you android system

i feel like a slugcat, just a purpose-made life form whose only purpose is to maintain a computer system beyond its comprehension just sitting there in the server room crimping and routing cables for my superintelligence gf who keeps me as a pet, blissfully unaware of anything else in the world

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

oh yeah absolutely i don't even need the cables i just like the process, it's like a stim toy for me

real psychosis hours

welp

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

you can just buy a huge coil of ethernet cable and crimp it to however many cables you need it’s insane it feels like i’m doing something illegal

@personhood.removal.surgery

come on it's pwn week can someone finally publish a selinux vuln or smth so that i can finally root those fucking toughbook android phones

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イネス⎔

i got bored of imagegen/video/sunoslop and figured: what if demoscene? here's ring0, a 64k intro for native macOS arm64, single self-contained 53,304 byte Mach-O, no static assets used, all completely synthesized in C and arm64 assembly. opus 5.5, "make a native 64k intro" and a single moodboard

you can just buy a huge coil of ethernet cable and crimp it to however many cables you need it’s insane it feels like i’m doing something illegal

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

they're teaching us to crimp ethernet cables tomorrow and i'm genuinely worried that i might be too distracted being horny to actually listen to the instructions properly

salmon run splatoon

aacevedo.bsky.social@aacevedo.bsky.social

Via a buffer overflow?

phoronix.comSeveral Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing ListSeemingly as an accident, overnight several new Linux kernel vulnerability reports were posted to the public Linux kernel mailing list rather than the private security mailing list

oh my fucking god it just keeps going www.phoronix.com/news/LKML-Ne...

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

merry christmas! github.com/php/php-src/... github.com/php/php-src/...

github.comRCE via OOM corruption## Summary PHP uses `longjmp()` for out-of-memory (OOM) errors to exit the current context and abort handling of the request. In some contexts, request memory is temporarily reachable before it ...

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Edmund Edgar

@goat.navy

That said in constitutional monarchies I think emergency cybersecurity comms should be vested in the Royal Family, give the kings and emperors something useful to do with themselves

Edmund Edgar@goat.navy

Another very based tweet by the Japanese PM. Cuts through the bureaucracy sysadmins have to deal with by telling them, "Client not answering the phone? Middle-management still dithering? Fuck 'em, just shut the website down, if they complain you can tell them I told you to do it"

this is her immediate response to "how do i crimp an RJ45" she's perfect

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

thank you io

thank you io

reminder

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

no, because i want to fuck the computer (in a sexual way)

need a small levitating box next to me to carry my two laptops and snacks cause my backpack is way too heavy for me lately

bonus points if it has enough compute to run a small LLM to control everything and chat with me when i’m bored

i've been on a mailing list for a somewhat esoteric OS project for a while now, and I've just seen a thread where the lead maintainer went from "I don't think that LLMs can be any good at working on <project>" to "This shatters my preconceptions to pieces." and updating their LLM policy

lists.sr.ht/~vdupras/dus... it also raises a lot of other questions and i agree with some of them, but my main point here is that we're likely reaching a point where even those who has been pretty anti-ai before can be convinced by just... letting them try and see for themselves

i've been informed that xkcd has already made this exact same joke back in 2024 krilling myself

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

an outdated system in a salmon farm using PHP was found to have been breached, allowing the attackers to perform remote cod execution

i beg you please send a deepseek/glm/daybreak sol/opus to do a full audit of your infra you won't regret it

literally just load up a deepseek API account with $5 of credits and let it run, it will be enough for the whole thing

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Witchcraft Systems

@witchcraft.systems

We'll be taking the PDS down for a few minutes later today to perform some updates. No, we don't use PHP and the updates in question are not related to pwn day in any way, we're just taking advantage of everyone being used to everything going down for maintenance today to do ours as well.