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i seen plenty of cool shit travelling and the oodi in helsinki is right the fuck up there. what a cool thing

whats the point of that tesla thing? in case there’s a toddler on the other side of a dodge ram it needs to run over?

Eduskunta? Which building is that? Oh, you mean the ‘Hyvät Herrat Intro (bowling alleys when you get a strike)‘ building? Joke for 2 people.

Hearing from the giant robot guys that the next giant robot will solve the conflict or destroy us all. Very cool. I hope it squishes me under it’s big robot feet.

Oh fuck look at this. Graphic designers, your gatekeeping is over

”didn’t need to go that hard” yeah they did that’s what bein alive is about

LAST FEW DAYS OF 🐀 RAT WEEK 🐀

Computer, tell me things will be okay.

james bond often privately struggled with feelings of inadequssy

EDM artist called ‘Demo Button’ actually I might hold on to that

they’re selling ice uniforms at my local tat store

My grandma died in 2009 without ever having learned how to use a computer. once she saw a computer animated show and said ‘i wonder how they did that. some kind of elastic, maybe.‘

Watched JetLag and now I’m too stressed to sleep yay

With the head in the clouds, now on shore. #digitalArt #art #Button&Chico #mouse #cat

starting a bus company called Groundplane

i guess i should find some cool country shit. im sure there’s people doing and interesting stuff there. i love prog bluegrass a whole lot

What some folk really mean when they say they’ve never heard ‘Big Nuz - Inazo’

this guy must be a 911 operators’ worst nightmare

remember when satya nadella’s big idea was ‘the connected edge’? and it was about some boring shit instead of teledildonics

You heard Sheeran‘s music and thought he wasn’t down with relentless droning?

mfw i’m in the foamer seat

You think when microwaves came out a bunch of people thought nobody was gonna use a stove ever again?  “In a couple of years we’ll be able to do deep fried chicken in there no problem.”

YouTuber the day after eating Buldak 3x spicy: The stomach/asshole situation is insane.

I don’t want you fucking around with that ICOCA shit. This is a PASMO house.

You mean to tell me instead of using the Word Art wizard and selecting a piece of clip art, I can describe what I want on the poster for my food truck? Jesus Christ we should upend our entire economy for this!

Dassie (Rock Hyrax) keeping watch.

here's one for all the King's Quest heads out there

How would Americans like to read a thread derail about whether Hungry Lion, Chicken Licken or Crispy King is the best? Oh, that would be boring as hell? Interesting.

BlueSky should spend about 99% of their moderation time finding/labelling accounts as “Tedious”. Adult content creators are happy to self-label. Tedious fuckwits, though...

Hey, what if we did good software at a fair price? Could that be the next big thing? Software made by people who give a shit? CTOs, you don’t want to miss out on this hot trend! Imagine the possibilities!

buddy, the only line i want to do is the yamanote line

While I’m all for progress, I will oppose it for the most frivolous reason imaginable if it could possibly inconvenience me.

A local news site keeps publishing criticism of a major rail expansion project. The criticism is coming from the CEO of the Automobile Association. Very unserious shit. “CEO of cars slams trains as waste of money”

YouTube should let you tell it that you’ve got, say, 12 minutes, so it should recommend something about that long.

im a software dev (lmao idiot move) and i negotiated a 4 day workweek. it does make the job go from fucking awful to pretty okay to even enjoyable sometimes

after billionaires we guillotine anyone who suggested adding a tour of new features to a website

pronouncing ”gamecube” like it’s a xhosa word

The word ‘centrist’ comes from the French « C'est un clown triste. »

I’m a white South African. I’ve had my fill of listening to dumb white fucks talk with ignorant arrogance for a very very long time, thanks.

Moved on to a new job a bit back. I’m really glad not to have to touch anything DHH is involved with anymore. Clownshoe.

do you fink sef affrika has a raait to eksist as a afrikaaner stait?

man! I feel like a pepsi

'Ullo John! Gotta New Motor? orchestral version

my uncle who works at anthropic hq says they’ve built a bot so powerful it found a security hole in the girls locker room that you can peep through

my uncle who works at openai in their super secret labs says they‘re making new episodes of Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe there. he says it’s just as funny and sardonic as the original. but they can’t show it to us because television will sue.

my uncle who works at grok hq says they’ll be able to make a full length movie soon and you can use your fortnite skins for the main character

let’s focus on tangible improvements to our transit infrastructure. less virtue signalling. more choo choo signalling.

it’s no fun shouting at trump anymore he’s an awful piece of shit but it’s like scolding a rabid dog