Patrick-Or-Treat Denny

Patrick-coded characters

Tag yourself: I'm Martin Prince simply asking a question.

Tired: putting a life-sized stuffed animal in the passenger seat of your car so you can use the HOV lane Wired:

Can I have a coke? Best I can do is Like Cola … Is it cola or not?

We now know how to say "Pull my Finger" in ancient Sumerian

MeToo2: This Time With Hammers

DAMNIT! I HAD THINGS TO DO TODAY

My recommendations in Kitchissippi Ward: Jeff Leiper, Mayor, Joanne Chianello, Council, Emily Quaile, OCDSB trustee

Humble suggestion to boost voter engagement: Make the "I voted" stickers at advanced polls puffy and/or holographic.

Snakes on a Plane for Tax Purposes

Allis Morissette's Macrame how-to guidebook would be called You Oughta Knot

Sneaking down to the basement at my grandparents house where all the adults were watching Beneath the Planet of the Apes and catching a glimpse of the misshapen Nuke worshippers. Dishonourable mention goes to the transporter malfunction in Star Trek: The Motion Picture

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

Pretty sure that guy is Australian.

Can you mute a video?

I love warning signs that are clearly there because of one specific dipshit

Get a load of this Looney-Tunes-one-off-antagonist-ass-looking MFer. Senior Cabeza-de-Tapónanal right there.

Mooooooooooooooohhh Fuuuuuuuu…

Any CIG alum follow me? From now until Halloween, a generous benefactor is matching donations up to $10,000 Buckaroos.

Used to be a time where the ability to mark an X wasn't a barrier to entry

Any CIG alum follow me? From now until Halloween, a generous benefactor is matching donations up to $10,000 Buckaroos.

Why? The Wire already exists.

Trying to figure out what " Going Full Picard" could mean, euphemistically. Suggestions?

Monarch in our backyard this morning

my (f)noodle

*stares in Canadian Provincial Liberal Parties* The Ontario Libs are on their 4th round of picking a Rat King. I honestly don't know how they keep finding nobody's to try an commander a train mid-wreck made up entirely of dumpster fires

This short film had a profound effect on me as a child en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinnolio

*Reads fine print* Not for Internal Consumption Fffffuuuuuuuuuuu…

His back up band patiently waiting for his Lost Boys money to finally run out so they can move on

Was it petty of me to respond to a stock "we’ve decided not to move forward with your application" HR email with a screenshot of their unreadable-on-mobile email template and a description of why it's broken & how to fix it based on a 20 second examination of it's source code? Perhaps.

ADHD hack. Using an inflatable drink cozzy as a coaster makes misplacing your beer more difficult. Not impossible, mind you, but definitely more difficult

If Bluesky is dying, why are we still excitedly sharing horny Alf content?

Last chance to shut up buddy

Watching 6ft tall drunk guys walk around like baby giraffes

The third trip is actually satire. The fourth is parody. The fifth is self-parody.

Can pumpfights dot com be that far away? Having a single mother of four in her busted ass Honda Odyssey squaring off against a 27yo financial analyst driving his dad's old Beemer to see who gets $40 off their gas bill.

The fact that this hit my timeline because it was reskeeted by @greatdismal.bsky.social is what makes this extra special funny.

Won't you take me to (boom cha boom boom)

Will this come as a cross-stitch pattern?

Drawstring beach short seem like a cool summer wardrobe choice until you're 4-6 beers deep and really need to pee

Nooooo. I wondered why I couldn't find them anymore.