Thomas! (Philosophical Zombie)

Inside of me are two wolves

I don’t play Pokemon Unite, but, uh, #stopkillinggames? Just update it with a peer-to-peer lan mode. Why is this hard?

I finally tried the demo for Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. I get that it’s just a demo, so it’s the early experience, but so far I feel like it doesn’t have any meat on its bones. I haven’t yet been given a real chance to make an interesting choice gameplay wise. I’ll keep at it.

One of my favorite things about general online discourse in the modern day is that I can say “I like pie” and someone will reply calling me infanticide Hitler.

Tough little ship.

Grab your loincloth and ride your death machine! MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments - Deathsport is here! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

Ideas for 1-bit monochrome video games where the monochrome color is important to the mechanics - GO! #gamedev #indiedev #videogames #gaming

Ra's al Ghul was right about everything, and it makes sense that his nemesis is a violent billionaire.

Never forget what they took from us

A thought burst forth from my head like Athena: Thicc’s Vapor Rub

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

2 years and 20 million downloads later... Delta 2.0 is finally here 🚀 It’s our BIGGEST UPDATE EVER 💜 🫧 All-new Liquid Glass design 🎮 Sega Genesis 🏆 RetroAchievements 📖 iPhone Duo support … and so much more Available NOW on AltStore PAL and the App Store!

This is a thing of beauty and I will hear no slander toward it. If Wizards made posters I would buy this and hang it on a wall.

What is Zohran Mamdani's plan to save BioWare?

*puts on tinfoil hat* *hits blunt* Why don't they just build the data centers in northern canada, bruh?

The original AI generated art

Say it with me now: "Art is not capital"

I am 45 and really the only “gamer” in my friend group. Further, I don’t really have the ability to schedule dedicated gaming time. So basically what I’m saying is that this current co-op craze isn’t for me. I really wanted to try Orbitals, which is very much my vibe, but alas.

I hope one day to make something popular enough that Epic wants to put it in Fortnite as a skin, just so I can roll up Captain America style and simply reply “No, I don’t think I will.”

who's with me

Shameless Plug/Reminder, I created a little app for generating alt-text for images. Not a revolutionary idea, I know. But it's focused on accessibility, reducing friction as much as possible, and ties directly into @bsky.app and @joinmastodon.org.web.brid.gy #app #fediverse #accessibility #bsky

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

I installed Letterboxd and Goodreads to see what all the hullabaloo is about. This is it? Maybe I need more time to marinate in what they’re offering, but so far I don’t see the appeal. And the UI/UX feels kind of shit. If not shit, then at least old, like iPhone 3 era apps.

The Italian American version of Izuku Midoriya is Isaac Miglioria

The fact that we have to be afraid to market our games because of AI theft is a condemnation of every executive who has pushed for this cancer in our industry and art form. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

The only solution is for the only games to be made must include so much lgbt rainbow wars that the sloppers either stay away or they realize too late they got deprogrammed by the constant barrage of bisexual lighting.

The one thing I do love about the new flying Tesla Roadster is that they clearly don’t know what G-Forces are and I’m pretty sure a fast launch into a kickflip will murder the occupants.

Watching Crystal Lake, a sincere series about this sweet little kid who grows up to be a possessed Deadite who fights Freddy and goes to space in the futture.

I don't know how I feel about this. Like, 98% of me agrees with it. Companies can adapt. I'm always for more consumer protections. I just wonder what effect this will have on smaller teams and indies. kotaku.com/rep-ritchie-...

What? Of course I’m a polymath! (Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, AND Pokemon)

What if Iran-war-induced inflation is actually a psyop to get us to invest in solar and all buy EVs? *puts on tinfoil hat* *hits blunt*

If you want to really “get” my whole deal, you need to understand that I imprinted on Pee-Wee Herman like a baby bird when I was 6.