Attic Magic

Hey y’all! I still need to pay my phone and I still have commissions open :)

If you buy one of these, I'll alter the bulge in for $10

I am going to be very annoying about this for the next two weeks, but only because this is a limited edition thing that you can only buy for the next week and a half, AND it raises money for charity and is also very funny.

Most cultures in Portland, Oregon are transhumanist and politically correct

everything is an eternal september

[new episode of gilmore girls that inexplicably features me playing the character of Rory's unemployed trans roommate] rory: ugh going to yale is so hard!! me, rory's unemployed trans roommate named Rat: [takes a huge bong rip] have you ever listened to yung thug

hey so my company is terminating me literally one day before my medical leave of absence for bottom surgery was supposed to start does anybody have about $12k i could borrow so I can cover my rent through the rest of the year and my moving expenses in december?

LMAO

Peer into the mirror and see different eyes staring back. @magic.wizards.com #MTG #MTGFracture #Cosplay #Drag #MTGPartner

backup account for @rachelkendra.com... ya know, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦

if this doesn't go with the obvious joke where they all look the same age but they're wearing eye-patches,,

My fiance just had her primary email hacked. Are there any services out there to help her sort out these kinds of situations?

Signal boost:

New Shitpost Mortem episode should be out tonight! In the meantime, check out our previous episode with bugs maytrix (BTW #freeBugs ) www.shitpost.biz/yearglass-fr...

dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.

cloudreaver

www.janeplaysmagic.com Watch our latest episode here! If you click and drag the video you can look around the convention in VR, even if you're just on a phone or computer <3 @llanowarricky.bsky.social @dork4short.bsky.social @ddressing.bsky.social @spectaclesinblue.bsky.social

Mystiqolumbo

Me, toasting my sister and her new husband on a lifetime of happiness at their wedding: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

man, Too Wong Foo is so fuckin cute

Still trying to find a Zombie deck that scratches the itch. Might have settled on a weird Token/Enchantment hybrid?

Yeah, the class of vegetables including vpotatoes and vyams

finally watching the new game changer

yea

i'm choosing peace

did they silence bugs because they're correct? much to think about

it's awesome that this is the hill 100 guys in silicon valley chose to die on

fine i'm learning about the fucking rimjob game

there's a way to reformat this into the cuntiest crop top

it's crazy that they banned bugs

passablecuntypenises #freeBugs

20 years ago you used to be able to literally post stuff on youtube with a full real copyrighted song now they put you in the contraption if you hum a melody youtu.be/xKAoz0kwZ34?...

asajj ventress do you like magic the gathering

the 2D star wars clone wars is so fun

I am just going to hope this is just the survey people are missing context since Mark Rosewater said they would not be making HP product....

among everything else what the hell does a harry potter magic card even do

Neer awthomataw

am not prereleasing because apparently being around people rn sends me into an anxiety spiral