Auranymph πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Auranymph πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@auranymph.bsky.social

28 year old trans girl, has opinions on stuff, likes the color indigo (it's the color of a GameCube) Trans Rights, Free Palestine, AI can go to hell, Medicare for All.

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age: 27 gender: trans girl sexuality: lesbian height: 6'0" eyes: blue fav food: Smashed burger fav drink: Iced tea with lemon fav game: Outer Wilds fav movie: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) fav show: Avatar: The Last Airbender fav animals: dolphin

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the use of "wait" here is legit so slimy. tf you mean wait. devs don't wait, they make the fuckin thing. ooooohhh but if you're a dipshit billionaire exec like tim sweeney is now, i guess you do just WAIT for it, huh?

Every family gathering for the past year: "My, what long hair you have now!" Said the grandma. "Yeah, I'm just trying something new." "And what a clean shaven face you have now!" "I'm just trying something new" "And what massive knockout tits you have now!" "Yeah just trying something new"

I wish I had friends πŸ˜” You're all so amazing but I feel like I'm never going to be anything but an observer. I just wanna live in an apartment with some other queer people, go out to clubs and events together, play video games together, cook food together, but it all seems so impossible to me.

Hanging out on the couch, drinking and playing some obscure retro game that nobody else cares about, but we do because we have the same niche interests. Going out to a underground club, staying way too late, taking an Uber back and just crashing as soon as we get home. Getting Taco Bell at 3 AM.

Becoming more convinced of my theory that the reason there are so many closeted Republican politicians is because they believe their public disapproval of queer people gives them the moral leeway needed to indulge in their own queerness privately. Like the idea of offsetting your carbon footprint.

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And yeah, I'm aware that most Republican politicians and influencers are nihilistic sociopaths who hold themselves to no moral standard. I'm more talking about the true believers, the ones who somehow still believe in god. A vanishingly small group nowadays, but one I still find interesting, I guess

Becoming more convinced of my theory that the reason there are so many closeted Republican politicians is because they believe their public disapproval of queer people gives them the moral leeway needed to indulge in their own queerness privately. Like the idea of offsetting your carbon footprint.

Like their only genuine problem with us is our shamelessness, the fact that we can enjoy ourselves without paying the "price" they have. They imagine being us but they just don't possess the self-love or love for others needed to make it possible. And good, they deserve to feel bad.

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I was sitting here just thinking about how when I draw skin my favorite thing is to add the rolls and folds that skin naturally does and that got me thinking about all the ways that everyones body is so uniquely theirs that I felt completely calm for a moment

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β€œI’d feel like a larp if I bought it-β€œ YOU MEAN PLAYING THE GAME???? YOU MEAN GETTING INTO THE FRANCHISE????

Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan@wendysnowradish.bsky.social

There’s something uniquely wrong with the brains of people who regularly use Twitter. Like years of being conditioned to regurgitate nothing but the same handful of catchphrases has stunted their critical thinking skills

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Big fan of the UN making a statement on climate change, like "we did nothing, it didn't work, and even if we did SOMETHING right NOW, billions will still die." Sure makes me love capitalism and how it's directly responsible for this. Gonna buy fresh avocados a child picked in December to celebrate.

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Trans woman: Um hi google id like to purchase a tucking gaff please um- Google: oh I’m sorry did you mean men’s cross dressing sissy tranny trap femboy tucking tranny goonwear gaff for men who are crossdressers

Come to Lavender, we have: scenic date spot for lesbians only (they are a significant voting bloc on the island, they get what they want), very trustworthy shop mascots, a public swimming pool, Shine Sprites, and a Yoshi egg (harder than it looks in this game's editor, weird texture mapping)

We also have an analog horror monster called The Spurned who is relegated to live a life of exile on an island too distant to escape from but just close enough so they can gaze at the mainland wistfully. His suffering charges our phones or something, idk. There's a good reason for this.

The hell portal is a breakthrough in clean energy technology. Yes, occasionally a legion of sadistic hell-spawn ten thousand strong comes through and wipes out a city, but that's not the portal's fault. And there's no way to close the portal now, so you're just going to have to get used to it.

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