Rory

Hi guys

"everything's computer and nothing hurt" would be a layup 1.4k RT post in 2018. not in 2025 though

I looked up the artist on Wikipedia and I gotta say his paintings are a vibe and a half

Bought a book of old car sales brochures and had no idea Reliant were so filthy

:)

I had an idea while stuck in traffic.

Beetle (pictured below) has an annual checkup at the vet tomorrow. It’s gonna be right around 32°f/0°c when we go. Would he get too cold if I took him in his carrier on my bike? It’s like a 7-minute ride.

Beetle

imagine watching the television series amc “the terror” on this bad boy

HELL YEAH looks great! Who will be the next? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4645...

Beetle is trying to eat the Christmas tree again

J’ai un tummyache

let me stop you right there kid. if you're a little teapot where's your handle and spout

We’re having a birthday party for the three December kids in the family next Saturday, so mom and I put up the Christmas tree today

Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family. Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou

Is anyone here a vet or vet-adjacent? My 3yo dropped one of his gummy multivitamins on the floor and my idiot dog* ate it 🫣 it's probably fine right? He eats poop so this should be an improvement 😅 why is he always causing trouble?!? *Guess which one

I had two doctors! They came in and one said Hi I'm Dr. Shah and the other said Hi I'm Dr. Shah and I said "no relation, hahahaha" and the second one said "actually we're cousins"

We used to build dark rides for public hand jobs as a society.

Fucking up my instagram algorithm by opening the ad I was served for luxury horse bonnets

Be careful! Scout is watching.

contracting Poster's Gladness 😇

Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND

Now it’s an episode where Ricky from My So Called Life is playing a trans sex worker and I’m very nervous about how they’re going to handle this

Just had a vintage brooch in one hand and a piece of dried mango in the other. You can guess what almost happened next.

Here’s a hare I drew

donald trump has died

Came across a temperance songbook with this amazing lyric.

As a small business owner, it is my duty to do wage theft in a manner that glorifies Christ

Sending up a beacon to say that I design silly t-shirts and sell them on Teepublic if you’re into that kind of thing. It would really help me out, it’s been a rough year job-wise and every little bit goes a long way. www.teepublic.com/user/perpetu...

it fucken WIMDY

more users are joining and the hog grows longer