Jade Allen 🇺🇦

Jade Allen 🇺🇦

@avocadosuper.fan

she/her - book enthusiast - Holt's sleep paralysis monster Dorleycord invite link: https://discord.gg/9sgCdXJD5B Nerd shit: distributed systems, functional languages, CS papers, historical CS topics.

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Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”

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The details are now public, as of two hours ago. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi... The secret P-384 keys for these intermediate CAs are all zeros except the last 8 bits. All not-updated software can be MITM'ed now. IOT boxes that can't or don't update are now trivially MITM'able forever.

bugzilla.mozilla.org2083449 - Private key compromise of eMudhra Intermediate CertificatesNEW (nobody) in CA Program - CA Certificate Compliance. Last updated 2026-10-20.
Russ Cox@swtch.com

If you make HTTPS requests or have other TLS clients and care about MITM attacks, you need to update today. If you run Go: go get go@1.27.3 If you run Homebrew: brew update brew install ca-certificates If you run Linux, maybe stay off the internet for now.

It's genuinely astonishing to me that Abigail Shrier has some kind of advice column that gets published on a semi-regular schedule, when those innocent electrons could instead be used to generate some AI slop video about cats much more productively.

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Y'all I'm *exhausted* by politicians who should be allies to trans people but then recite talking points straight from the chud playbook. But I'm still voting for Talarico. And if you think somehow that Paxton and Talarico are essentially interchangeable you can fuck right off.

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These are some of my favorite episodes of the entire saga. 💖

TGComics.com@tgcomicsdotcom.bsky.social

Jack and Jill — Phase 9 — Parts 28-30 by @emoryahlberg.bsky.social tgcomics.com/tgc/comics/j... The huge Coming Out dinner that is the climax of Phase 9 is now starting in 10 minutes! Things are getting tense as we lead up to the moment when Jill first steps out on the stage.

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every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little

If you have the means, my friend really needs the help

Hel@gracewells1.bsky.social

My friend has been struggling with bad housing from a landlord who hasn't kept up maintenance for years. She needs help getting into a safer environment. Please donate or repost if you can. gofund.me/226bbc843

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Replying to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Vaccine conspiracism is overwhelmingly clustered among the religious, white and affluent. It’s a function of conservative ideology and bad faith media. Being nicer to MAHA types will not ‘bring them into the fold,’ it will only increase their sense of entitlement.

Validates my recent experience looking for work.

Cirice's Grave@ciricegray.itch.io

New study on transgender women hiring discrimination paints an incredibly bleak picture. If you can't stealth and don't pass your callbacks plummet 32% This is only at the resume stage, back when I was still trying I was getting callbacks all the time. I was ghosted or experienced death by panel

Want to replace 1Password? May I very strongly recommend bitwarden? I have been using bitwarden for 8 years. Its built in ssh-agent is my new favorite thing! bitwarden.com/help/ssh-age... 1P imports are easy and fast for most people. $15/year covers all devices.

bitwarden.comBitwarden SSH Agent | BitwardenThis article provides a guide to setup and use the Bitwarden SSH Agent.
The Verge@theverge.com

In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password’s Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following: www.theverge.com/tech/988536/...

Great article. The bizarre amount of strange new respect the RCC has from queers is puzzling to me. Doctrine has not changed; it's slightly less strident condemnation. The church is not a friend to queers, especially trans folks. Butler is all over this in their book _Who's Afraid of Gender?_ too.

Hey, I've been working on this article for a while. It goes deep into the theology and history of the Catholic church, particularly how it's reacted to potential opportunities to actually change and the caveats it always puts on its progressive-seeming statements. Please consider reading it.

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The ongoing talks are with his girlfriend from Canada, you wouldn't know her.

This is *literally* what horrible parents say and think about kids who get any crumb of support for their gender identity at school/outside of the home. "THEY'RE TRANSING MY KID!!!" No dipshit, your kid *is* trans and them not sharing that with you is a signal that you're fucking things up.

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I have made this cake multiple times and its 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

smitten kitchen@smittenkitchen.bsky.social

This is the happiest summer cake — bronzed with a faint crunch at the edges, tender to the point of pudding-ness in the center, dotted with jammy berries, and welcome wherever you get to share it. smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/trip...

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Replying to @tef.bsky.social

FRONTIER LABS: We turned up the sycophancy because it produces addictive behaviour, and had to turn it down because of all the lawsuits. We promise to find a good midpoint between revenue and psychosis PROGRAMMER: Thank god technology is neutral FRONTIER LABS: We're building a god, actually

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Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron