Lauryn Hills

if you don't have time to do the monster mash, store-bought is fine

so tell me, is there a death by Mr. Adventure?

Going live from the new studio (though still on cellular internet until the ISP comes by)! Let’s carve some spiderwebs into the streets of the HermitCraft shopping district at twitch.tv/joehills

Should I be concerned that my neighbours’ contractor just drilled into their wall and now the street smells exactly like cool ranch Doritos?

Oh no. I am watching Dracula: Dead and Loving It and Peter McNicol’s voice for Renfield is incredibly like Jeff Hays’ Princess Donut. 😂💀

It me.

Ahhhh my husband is the best. He made sure there was ice cream (he can’t eat) in the freezer for my drunken return and i love him so much.

Ewww. Same guy is at Chelsea Wolfe too.

Always makes me laugh at shows in Nashville when the 60yo Albini wannabes have to run off to the toilet every 20 mins and come out gurning their faces off. Grow up, dude.

Experimented with adding a stem and a cushion to my pumpkin and accidentally made them beret'ed... Hon hon La Citrouille

Me: It’s October 1st! I can finally spend money on Halloween decorations! Costco: I am altering the year... pray I don’t alter it any further.

Ugh for some reason this years flu and covid shots have made all my joints super susceptible to subluxation and inflammation. Driving me mad these past few days then I finally realised what the culprit was. Stupid EDS.

Should add that mine is HYPERmobile, please don’t suggest popping or chiro…

Whatever came up with the SI Joint in our pelvises, was an idiot.

"Yarrrr, me parents are dead in an alley"

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

One thing I know that will mess me up in a horror movie situation, is that my bones make insanely loud clicking noises, I can tiptoe and walk suuuper lightly for my weight but wow do my knees and ankles LOVE to resemble a Rice Crispies advert.

Thankfully temporary so far but so far this year I’ve had menstrual cycles where my tastebuds change violently, this month it’s black coffee, and it tastes like perfume. 🙃. Last cycle was beer and wine and they tasted like the smell of cat piss.

GOOD HEAVENS WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

We like the mooooooon....

My camera is living in the future. (Forgot to change it from the UK after 2 years 😂)

#resist

if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Officially a shit time for lgbtq allies. Fuck this week.

Clutching my belly in discomfort at the Women’s clinic and got asked ‘when are you due?’ by a visibly pregnant lady. I immediately replied with ‘hopefully never’, she was a little taken aback 😂😂😂😂. Might be too early for me to people today.

Thanks for consistently doing the work to make the world better. apple.news/A1PxJYGD6Q5O...

Oh no. No Dolly :(

Nothing makes me feel more ancient and more foreign than my entire American family not knowing that Hennes is H&M and being met with dubious looks when I explain 😂💀

1. Iron Man 2 2. Up! 3. The 120 Days of Sodom 4. Goodfellas 5. Moonlight Kingdom 6. Hulk (2003) 7. Spinal Tap 8. Fallen Angels 9. Totally Spies: The Movie 10. Sátántangó 11. Ms Marvel 12. Les Parapluies De Cherbourg 13. Morbius 14. Dude, Where's My Car? 15. Hulk (2003) again

Hi! I'm NJ, you might remember from some classics as "Thinking a Tree Was a Creeper" or "Beating Ganon in First Try by Sheer Luck" Well, after an impromptu 3 week hiatus from Twitch, I'm back and ready to raise money for a good cause! Join me this afternoon in a triumphant return to Twitch (1/?)

Me: “When we look through the Halloween section, please keep in mind that we don’t have space to store everything we want.” Also me: “we can make space for everything we need.”

Watching my bird feeder and a whole family of baby House Sparrows are swarming a singular male House Finch and he’s just like…‘I ain’t feeding no chud child’. (The babies are bigger than he is).

Pssssttt any video game video makers who are doing Big Walk content… make sure the font choice has good kerning in the word ‘Walk’ especially… I’ve now seen two videos where it looked like Wank…

Portrait orientation jigsaw puzzles should be illegal.

Your uber is here.

Talking about the Wagwaan Alaikum scouse lad with @joehills.net and he immediately came up with Howdy Alaikum. And I am dying.

Sometimes I despise Apple with a passion.

Hey Tennessee, can you stop getting my hopes up with "coffee cake" when it's just any vague cake in a smaller slice to eat with a cup of coffee... I want coffee FLAVOURED cakes.

Deer fly/Black fly season in Nashville and I have been eaten alive. Hope it tasted good you utter bastards.