joyce’s monster 🎃

Probably a repost but: the realest shit of all time from Renee Gladman in CALAMITIES

its take a number tuesday. youre the oldest youve ever been. did you feel yourself change?

if you’ve tried to recap a needle more than 2 times you kind of immediately get why they’ve banned that in hospitals

Mr. Coventry tells me that the Queen had a very good night last night; but yet it is strange that still she raves and talks of little more than of her having of children, and fancys now that she hath three children, and that the girle is very like the King.

2pacs of eminems for 50 cent? that's ludacris

Sunday concludes National Difficult Woman Month. Everyone give it up for the reason the Earth turns, difficult women..

i am soooo going to love being a parasite and jumping in on the fifth generation of these #Fuckearlyadopters

‘Mario party.’ Now there is a nice thought

Over a year ago I began research on why many trans women love fashion and (more important) why the industry only sometimes loves us back. On the way I uncovered lost images, unknown models, and got sent way back to the French Revolution. Hope you enjoy trickymothernature.com/postrevmodes...

no, but superstitious enough to think the catholic system of candles and saints *could* work

there's a new trend among cisgender men to organize baseball teams made entirely of cisgender men to play against each other

no actually I love scheduling every hour of my day. see here? I have another 28 minutes of “sitting and listening to a record while reading a book”

man, i done dated..

Pleased to announce my new incubator for Trans thought and culture, Boys Discuss Girls Club. At the BDGC, we hope to nurture and expand

you have to get more TOAF now #gladmanfall

found a good inscription

Putting ‘dilettante’ on my resume #JackOfManyTradesIntermediatelyExperiencedInSome

i'm going to commit so hard to dilettantism in 2027 you're going to question whether it's really dilettantism anymore, but it will be because i'm going to do too many different things to get good at any of them. if you see me improving too much at any one thing next year you have to yell at me

Landauer to Horkheimer (10/4/1936): “Because I love Freud, I would say we shouldn’t make impossible demands of the old man for an unheard-of intellectual renewal. So I don’t hold his occasional crude lapses against him, like the stupid remarks on communism in the new introductory lectures.” lol

Air to Ground Message: BOTH COFFEE MAKERS ONLY BREW 1/4 POT Area: Boston, MA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #adccb38db98 F: #f9d272d70e8

Reading about the Blue Qur'an today, and...just...wow. Gold Kufic script (likely gold leaf, not shell!) on indigo-dyed parchment (technique uncertain! Brushed? Dipped? Pressed? No one knows!). Written in the early ʿAbbāsid period (ca. 800), place uncertain. 2024 research suggests Cairo or Baghdad.

tired of people not getting the memo

I love you. Go make friends

Blind Alley No. 455

thoughts and prayers to the ed zitrons and emily benders of the world on this the day of anthropic's S-1 filing

does anyone know

Thanks for talking to me.

I can't stand to see you When you're crying at home

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

Here’s Your Order Confirmation, Mistress

new opinion: "no" is one of the nicest things someone can say to a friend

In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers And they just wash against me Like the sea into a pier

Cartier Envelope shaped silver watch, c. 1941.

'Ten Cents a Ride.' (1942) Louis Bouché is known as a painter of the American scene. In a 1962 New York Times review, the art critic Stuart Preston described him as 'an American realist who finds poetry, but not obvious poetry, in the commonplace.'

honestly this rocks and im so happy the People With Hammers of New York City agree with me

Saturday's Weather Rating: 9/10 The legendary stretch of autumn weather continues in NYC!! High temperatures reach the lower 60s and while it's a bit chilly this morning, it's gorgeous out there for most of the day - sunny with a light breeze. The vibes are excellent!!

not me thinking this horse was neither staged nor trained