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NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

Harry Kane winning Ballon d'Or in 2026 is like Beck winning Album of the Year for Morning Phase.

$10 cards? That's like two gallons maybe. I certainly hope your vote is worth more than that. At least Willie Wilson was willing to fill your tank.

(white boy saying "Insh'allah" voice) Insh'allah

out here feeling like the non-binary austin powers

patriots are in control

yeah dude. hell yeah.

I think you guys missed a couple adjectives. Just a couple, but you missed them.

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

what idiot called it "hydroplaning" and not an "abs challenge"?

there’s no such thing as “strategic bigotry.” I know this because there is no amount of money you could pay me to become a bigot. the democrats who do this agree to do it because they’re bigots

New Ryan Field is tremendous and uncanny and weird and the sightlines are all amazing. Playing "Chelsea Dagger" after touchdowns is a six-pack of ass because that song sucks and it's already associated with another team. Northwestern handling Rutgers without lifting a finger did feel fantastic.

NEW POST: Pat Fitzgerald and Northwestern Hurl Themselves Off The Reichenbach Falls Into a Giant Toilet. The operatic Omnirevenge Michigan State game is a dramatic morass of punts and fake punts, Schiano as the Piscataway Rasputin, another short story, and more

The Wolves beating the brakes off bad teams is going to be delightful tv this season.

I passed the Lane High marching band on my way home biking down Addison and might have yelled “TUSK” at them.

lmao amazing

They're so very close

Matthew Yglesias continues to say that talking about ICE and excessive force in immigration enforcement helps Republicans. He is obviously wrong about this and refuses to acknowledge the data. Way past time for everyone to update their priors on this.

one of those satin cheerleader jackets except it’s a collab with the longshoremen

mailgimp

if your cafe car is empty that means you get a field promotion to chef conductor

getting irrationally mad at this prescription drug ad that shows a volleyball game with a libero spiking

Mainstream publications seeing polls of a +10 Dem generic ballot for the midterms and their initial impulse is to trot this goofy out there with the message of "whoa there partner take it easy".

literally what it’s there for

can't do that

the gen x'ers who weren't alex p. keaton from the jump all had their entire worldview colored by the iran hostage crisis

median american voter

perfect coda to this. he didn’t want security, or even special treatment; he wanted attention.

this is also how i feel on nba opening night

#letcyclistsopencarry