Charles Evans

I wear shirts designed for executives. I am interested in destroying mold at the molecular level. After a trip to Home Depot and Olive Garden I return home to inject myself with weight loss medication. I am the median college football commercial consumer.

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Honestly a fantastic opportunity to find a better team with no guilt if you're a Browns, Reds, or Bengals fan.

You know what's worse for a program than a bad coach? A coach who is just good enough not to get fired.

I will say I'm very thankful to Kalen for showing me who this team is now instead of late in the year so I can move on to other things.

Don't worry gang the Alabama coaching staff is ready to run the ball into the ass of our own lineman and punt again!

This Tennessee team almost lost to Arkansas and has turned the ball over so much and still the Bama coaching staff is finding a way to lose.

I'm shocked that play that hasn't worked all day didn't work.

you can set your watch to either

So is "waste a play handing the ball off four yards behind the line" Bama's only second down play?

125 of these bad boys

This Bama team deserves to have Tommy Tuberville as their governor.

Y'all should we hand the ball off four yards behind the line again? Let's give it a shot.

Michigan and Penn State literally fighting each other over who is going to get to go to the pinstripe bowl.

Remember kids Refs are just cops who were too cowardly to be cops.

"I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you." - Genghis Khan on the Vols

Here's the thing about the Jags game, really good teams find ways to win games they totally screw up.

Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim

I'm not sure the Titans would beat the Vols, and the Vols suck more than usual this year.

NFC East winless in a week where two of its teams were playing each other

I miss being able to see more Jags games on TV...then I see one and nevermind, I'm good.

Did the eagles forget to pack their offensive line?

Remember refs are just cops that are too cowardly to be cops.

Sure Bama lost, but my kid conquered the big slide today so it was a hell of a winning day.

Fun Fact: if you root for the Titans you're a Vol.

Yes the refs were particularly awful tonight, but that happens. I continue to hate listening to Matt Austin come on to defend their shitty calls though. That dude has a back the blue flag on his house.

This is the best description of this site I have ever seen.

Kirby was a bitch and still got scored on.

No one complains about missed holding calls like Gaston.* *Gaston is a UGA fan

Maybe I have too many Aggie friends because I feel awful about this game.

The people who complain about "sportsball" while literally on social media are hilarious.

"Liberty Biberty doesn't have a soul." - the Catholic Church

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

I for one am shocked that Jim Harbaugh is struggling when his team is not actively cheating. Who could possibly have foreseen this?

After four weeks the Jaguars have trailed for just over 7 minutes, total.