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This App Turns Your Photos into Music If You Want to Do That For Some Reason

Added Sanji as Doffy's next door neighbor in my Donquixote dynasty Sims game and... less than a minute in. Literally. He's hecking out Doffy's ass. . Anyway they're expecting twins now.

It's been a rough couple weeks. Foot is acting up so I took a week off running. I'm in a VERY bad fibro flare, which, of course, only feels better if I run. Have, in no particular order: a picture of the 32 oz steak my husband and I shared for our 23rd, my new hair color, and my kid's newest tail.

We like bees! 🐝

when the chemistry is so good i can spend years reading fanfiction about the same two people falling in love in nearly identical scenarios

In the same way that the invention of photography incentived the development of abstract art, the silver lining to this immense dark cloud is that a type of "dirty" art will be incentivized. One that revels in ugliness and the vulnerability of human error. The end of auto-tune.

I'm extremely susceptible to bribes. Even if I'm bribing myself. Sooooooo...I just ordered a box of these assholes. They'll live with my husband until I 'earn' them (work on a project I'm having trouble starting). Hopefully it won't be a repeat of the gachapon 'oops, all Endeavors' fiasco.

I was finally able to pick up my prize from the West Central Illinois Quilt Shop Hop. Now if I could only get my new sewing machine up and running...

New tank top! Perfect timing because it's hot as balls and we don't have AC. I'd be living naked if we didn't have (very pointy) cats.

I don't know if I need someone to talk me out of buying this...or talk me into it.

thank you lesbian tractor witch

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

this is so real

Who was your first anime crush? Remember, folks. I'm OLD. So old I had to go search for a GIF.

Took my mom for x-rays and post surgery follow-up in the midwest heat. We decided we needed a treat afterwards. Oreo. Reeses. Cheesecake. Love the food scene in LA, but I DO miss Culvers!

5.5 miles. Iced caramel oat toffee nut latte (half sweet). 2.5 miles home. it was already 84 degrees when I got home, but at least I avoided the upper 90s later in the day!

post a character from an animated show that reminds you of you

Well played, postal service. Well played. (so happy for my new hat!)

Pigeon and Goose. This is around two weeks after the two were introduced. They never so much as hissed at each other, and were snuggling nearby after a couple days. And now... They are just the Bestest Boys. I'm so glad my niece adopted Goose!

I'm starting to take this personally.

If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.

I've been more or less keeping up with my running while helping my mom out, other than the entire week where it was either raining or 100+ degrees. This was my first run long enough to get to a good coffee shop. Half sweet almond milk cafe miel.

I'm staying with my mom for a few weeks while she recovers from a broken hip. She's getting aroun surprisingly well, but mostly just goes to the bathroom or her office. My main job is cooking. Last night was garlic shrimp fried rice.

STRAW & BONE is an upcoming #OnePiece horror project in the form of a digital #zine featuring written and drawn works of all kinds. We're currently taking a contributor interest check, so if this piques your creative curiosity, fill out our form: forms.gle/imM8ABfh7XtL... [ strawandbone.carrd.co ]

plz allow me to bless your timeline with 20 seconds of a 3-month-old puppy making a valiant effort to befriend a frog

Running at my mom's place. Even first thing in the morning it was stupid hot and humid. I'm still sweating after a shower!

"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means

Ace (Now Goose) has arrived in Illinois! He was a fantastic traveler. The big guy is his new brother, Pigeon. No one consulted Pigeon about getting a little brother.

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten an in-depth AO3 comment breaking down everything a reader loved about your story?

"The politicians basically serve the rich, the wealthy, and their self-interest." Listen to this man in Nigel Farage's constituency.

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

Yes, it's the zeroth rule of writing advice: if advice works for you, then it's good advice for you, but if advice doesn't work for you, then it's bad advice for you. Sounds like a tautology, but people will fight you to the death on Reddit if you reject one of their unbreakable rules.

Host the anti-world cup in Avignon, you cowards.

Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.

#Donarrhea

I try not to do anything that would make Weird Al ashamed of me, except cursing, which I know he forgives.

My mom just fell and broke her hip. She's got a good prognosis; even though she's in her mid 70s she is expected to make a full recovery. I'm relieved at that, since I know it's not guaranteed. But I'm also not okay. That's MY MOM. She really is one of my best friends. And I'm half a continent away.

www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

Sigh. Yup.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.