barbschmalz.bsky.social

barbschmalz.bsky.social

@barbschmalz.bsky.social

Avid Chicago Cubs fan. Mom to 3 boys.

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Good morning everypawdy, Today we had some frost on our windows when we woke up. I wonder if the squirrels outside get frost on their 🍑. I don’t think I’d like having a frosted 🍑. How about you? ~ Olive 🫒

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there is no other current or former politician in the US who gets this sort of response

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Obama: "I appreciate you back. Thank you, man. I'm gonna come give you a kiss after we're done. And Michelle won't mind."

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AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

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Q: There's a report that FEMA is telling states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. Any reaction? OSSOFF: So the Trump administration is telling folks across the country to prepare to fend for themselves while taxpayer dollars are sent to back Don Jr & Eric's mining interest in Kazakhstan?

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Today I met a friendly ghost, 👻 Who asked me for some lunch. She'd been deceased for far too long And desperately needed something to munch. She was quite specific in her request And asked that I not serve her any spam! This friendly ghost only wanted a sandwich, 🥪 Filled with Swiss and ham. 🧀🍖

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Trump: "I gotta show I'm all man. We're all men. We're women. We're whatever the hell we are. But I know one thing -- there's only two of us, right? There's not seven of us."

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Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

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Trump: "When we had the hurricane. We call it a watercane. There's never been a hurricane that anybody's seen that threw out more water than that."

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Trump: "We just extinguished a nuclear bomb from the worst country in the world, and our gas prices -- it's a small thing to pay -- our gas prices are lower than under Obama." (Iran never had a nuke and gas prices are not lower than they were 10 years ago)

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look how bored the crowd behind Trump looks as he brags about passing dementia tests

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Trump: "Russia could've done a lot more to help Iran. Russia has done very little for Iran. China could've done a lot more for Iran. And I remember that."

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Also: NO TRAITORS NO PATHOLOGICAL LIARS NO CONVICTED FELONS NO ADJUDICATED RAPISTS NO PEDOPHILES NO RUSSIAN ASSETS NO ORANGE ATROCITIES NO EPSTEIN/MUSK BUDDIES NO PUTIN PUPPETS NO MAKEUP-WEARING MAN-BABIES NO BLOWHARDS WITH ZERO SELF-AWARENESS BRONZED BRAGGARTS and NO ARROGANT A-HOLES

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wow -- a sister asks Vance how as a person of faith he can justify ICE's brutality. Vance responds by saying "we're trying to strike the right balance ... sometimes you have people that make mistakes"

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SUSAN COLLINS: My heart goes out to the family of the man who was shot in Biddeford. My Duran Guerrero TROY JACKSON: Well the man's name was Johan Sebastián Guerrero. That was his name.

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Q: Are you planning military action on Cuba? There's been reports reserves have been activated potentially for Cuba TRUMP: I would say that Cuba and us will make a deal. I don't think we'll need the military. Cubs is failing very badly. We want to help Cuba. We want to open Cuba up to our people.

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Walter Cronkite: After liberating execution camps… Germans (who cried) they didn’t know…were as as guilty as Nazis…because they applauded when Hitler shut down (media) and said, ‘We don’t need to know. We trust our government...’ It’s our duty to know.

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LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"