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Are his writers the same people who wrote the Zoolander movie?

Ahhh!

The crowd looks fascinated. Where's my $100?

What in f’s name is this guy talking about?

"Watercane" sounds like a SyFy channel original movie written by Microsoft Copilot

I don't even know what is going on

Trump: “Watercane. I just made that up. I’m going to call the weather people and have them change that. “The eye of the watercane is over the gulf of America.” Doesn’t that have a great ring to it? I’m sure I can get Fox, CNN, CBS, Google, Meta, everyone by MSDNC to make the change.”

Seeing the hats in the wild used to enrage me. Now I laugh or suppress it to a stiff smirk.

"...From the standpoint of water."

An idiot addressing morons.

“From now on we will call it an America-cane. I signed an EO.”

“oh yeah, i remember the watercane.” *looks down at his feet* “have those always been so far away?” *tries to find meaning in his life* “yeah, that guy was terrible.” *looks around, catches the abyss’ eye*

I’m singing in the cane just singing in the cane what a glorious feeling it’s a Watercane! This man is a fucking demented moron.

Yeah, climate change models predict wetter, bigger, and stronger hurricanes. Someone tell trump he's helping to confirm climate change is happening.

Well that never happened 🙄

WTF!!!

Babbling to wear down the audience - they become more suseptible to final message and leave thinking, "Gosh he talked for so long without stopping - he must be super smart. I remeber the last thing he said was we need to destroy those who are destroying our nation from within, so I'm gonna do that."

And that has nothing to do with global warming which heats the oceans that powers hurricanes, puts more moisture in the air, and also does not exist.

Narrator: Until this guy, nobody has, in fact, ever called a hurricane a watercane.

Nobody needs a watercaning more than this guy

He should be in a loony bin.

Long-term memory is usually the last thing to go in dementia sufferers.

Naming shit again, the dumb fuck! Throwing out water! Smarter than all!! What the actual hell?

A dipshitcane

Has anyone noticed the people behind that fat geriatric pedo? None of them are paying any attention to the rambling idiot!

This is what maga worships…. Wow

They were called the Carolina Hurricanes, they will now be known as the Carolina Watercanes.

The kids behind him are so happy to be there

I know, right? So much hurricane water, who would have predicted that? Where’s my sharpie?

He needs a cane.

Tent Stake Asshole to be exact

W H A T ?!

What!? 😳. Cra cra

All the dumb, all the time

Probably lingo picked up from his swindler father

If MAGA wanted to hear this kind of talk, they could volunteer at a retirement home.

He’s going down the rabbit hole a lot more here lately! 🥴

The woman in the white hat and green sweatshirt is in dire need of a fidget spinner.

I know these are only clips. Is his audience there to watch a freak show?

?????????

And...are those teenagers standing behind him?

Next you know, he’s going to tell us how he just now learned of a word no one knew before…”Hurricane”. It has two Rs but you only hear one.

Iocaine.

🤣😂

When we had that President. We call him a bullshitdent. There's never been a President that anybody's seen that threw out more bullshit than that

The guy in the brown shirt looks like I did when I was 15 and my grandfather would go on and on about the different rules in The Price is Right……

Recycling the hits now, sweet

That stupid hat.

What an absolute joke this man, Is🤣

Donnie Loser is the Little Man-Baby: a complete idiot and mental broken trash.

Meanwhile, in other news, we're quietly destroying FEMA.

He doesn't understand hurricanes any better than he understands health insurance

WTH?! 🤬

Remember when presidents addressed real issues, proposed realistic solutions, and spoke in complete, coherent sentences with the maturity, intelligence, and dignity you’d expect from an educated adult, let alone the leader of a nation?

Never EVER heard that word. I put sugar on my cereal, but we NEVER used to call it 'Nummy white sweet stuff'

This fucking guy is permanently mystified by how a storm involves water.

Always love watching that picked crowd behind him. This batch looks stoked to be there…they remind me of a class with a sub where the sub is just going off on a random tangent Kids are like, “sir, this is algebra 1”

😅

When we had the election. We call it a steaming pile of shit. There’s never been such a deranged lying pedophiliac in the White House. Nobody’s ever seen such a loser.

This things brain is toast.

Moron #Cult leader will say moronic things and the cult members shower him with donations and praise. He embodies the three wise men in their god's book except he has zero wisdom and very little actual knowledge of anything.

And when it hit the candy store, we call it the candy cane, candy flying everywhere, the likes of which the world has never seen. When it hits citizens, we call it Citizen Kane, one of the best canes, the greatest cane.

Why the fuck does he need to constantly change the name of everything? He is off his rocker and I’ll be so glad when we don’t have to listen to him anymore

And assclown moron Trump says it was "big water, ocean water".

Wrong idiot. Everyone with a brain called it what it was, a HURRICANE. And every single hurricane "throws out water", you pig-ignorant piece of shit.

Remember when he asked about nuking the hurricanes?

He probably thought Sharknado was a documentary.

The people behind him are loving it lol

It's time everyone starts calling Dunning Kruger syndrome by its more appropriate name, trump syndrome. He is the by far the most reknown example of it, so it's only fair it's named after him. After all, he's into that sort of thing.

Shhh 🤫 Don’t give them any ideas.

Dickhead

Watercane is now what NOAA will call hurricanes, by executive order tomorrow morning.

Cut out the senile rambling, the unhinged ranting, and the gutter bigotry, and his speech would be a 30 second commercial #LostHisDamnMind

A “watercane”

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social just wanna give you another “fuck you” for your Biden book

Newspeak is the official language of Oceania in George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984, created by the totalitarian regime of Big Brother.

Fuck them. Their faces should be splattered all over the Interweb for all time as Trump stooges.

Somebody take the wheel. Donald is headed north in the southbound lane.

The people at the back left are acting sus

Weather or not you've seen it before is not essential.

Too bad he couldn't plug it uo with his Sharpie! Not the watercane! His fucking mouth!

Fucking moron and his band of merry scum.

From the standpoint of water?

He’s still blathering on? 🤪

He'd rambling like someone's demented old grandpa.

A stable genius with all the best weather knowledge in his big beautiful billionaire brain. The twilight zone is so old. Remove the traitor.

Does his cult followers ever sit there and say “okay…this is getting weird!”

I’m sure that this was what it was like when Carrot Top played the boom boom room

From the Gulf Coast, and no one calls it a watercane, stable genius

Everyone behind him is like "when do we get the money, we gotta go and see our dealers..."

Look at the people behind him.....they have tuned out....

Is this like his greatest hits of stupid tour?

He’s in eastern NC which has seen more than its share of hurricanes, associated flooding that wiped out communities & tornadoes. Geez he’s such an incompetent, unprepared idiot.

I don’t watch him any more, just the faces of those behind him. It gets harder all the time to keep a straight face.

"There's never been an asshole that anybody's seen that threw out more bullshit than that." ⬆️

He’s just changing the name of something again,he does that and profit.

Nobody knows more words than me. I know more than 200 words!

Oh to bask in the big-aa-brain.

Republicans, are you okay with this insane man yet?

#25thAmendment

No one behind him seems to give a shit. Guess $50 wasn’t enough.

Americane

Trump is campaigning in Greenville NC, which, other than ECU, is as red as a cherry. Hork.

This reminds me of polls open today

Pretty sure he just made up the word “watercane” on the spot

Who’s this “we?” (Imagines magical floating cheeseburger version of the great Gazoo) Nevermind.

"Excuse me, Mr. President. Who is we? Names please.