Daniel Gallegos

"Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or somethin'?" "LOOK CLOSER, LENNY." "Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"

I've always been insanely impressed by Eric Bauza's ability to replicate the Mel Blanc scream. It always made his Looney Tunes voices SO funny. Such a talent. RIP to the dude

When Nathan started talking about the ethics of the documentary paying Billy, I turned to my friend and whispered "this is just like Digger"

It's morbin time!

Can you win an acting oscar for reenactments in a documentary? Asking for a friend

You guys are too mean to liberty bibberty, and that's why the left keeps losing elections

Speaking of LORE: Hulk Hogan tweeted "Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks” 15 years ago today. Mazel tov to all who celebrate.

as the song continues it becomes clear that as much as he tells you to move, the story is predicated on you not doing that, so you aren’t given the ability to get out the way

Ludacris' name is actually short for "Ludonarrative Crissonance"

Hope is out on digital now, and it's one of the most insane movies of the year, in a year full of insane movies. It gets the Daniel "thumbs up!" and the Daniel "what the fuck??" Go check it out if you haven't!

I'm not protestant enough to have opinions on The Chronicles of Narnia, sorry

Shane Gillis is so uncharismatic it's craaazy. The best thing to ever happen to him was getting fired for racist jokes, because it raised his profile with guys who pretend he's funny. If not for that he'd have been an extra in 1 or 2 seasons of SNL before getting quietly dropped

They announced a new season of The Office, but it's just Creed now. He's alone because everyone died. Oscar died, Angela died. It's called The Office season ten. And it's just Creed alone in The Office

Collecting rare JKs

They put a green lantern in the superman movie that ended with him gleefully flipping Israeli tanks over, and then put him in the green lantern tv show and had all the other characters tell him he's a moron and a stooge

Reeves should take as long as he needs. His version of a Batman sequel in 2032 or whatever is endlessly more valuable than a rushed anonymous Batman movie in 2027

There are a couple moments in Primetime where RobPats is standing in the light, looking heroic and sinister at the same time, where I thought "wow, Pattinson would make a great Batman," forgetting that he is quite literally in the middle of filming his second movie as Batman

Skyler Gisondo we're going to get you that oscar pal. The campaign starts now. The world is your fucking oyster

Probably not a good sign of the wider cultural shift that the last time a preachy in-your-face comedy about climate change came out, it was seen as a big phenomenon and an important movie, and this time around everybody's way more hostile about it

The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"

What's wild is "The Skywalker Saga" was a term they made up to justify calling Episode 9 the finale, and now they're using it to market the continuation just a few years later lol. Nothing means anything, we're going to manufacture nostalgia for a movie everyone hated 6 years ago

Seeing the list of Bad Robot-produced movies is mostly Cloverfield and Star Trek, and noticing Morning Glory hidden on there

Get the hell out of here with this Huluween business. Son you know damn well this is a Peacocktober household

Y'all got any of them Bussy Bones

Josh O'Connor is one of our most talented actors working today

Rewatching American Vandal for the first time in almost a decade, and there's a pretty decent chance this "Jimmy Olsen interviews an evil gorilla" tv show might turn out to be a masterpiece

Kinda crazy that a whole generation knew Henry Winkler from Happy Days, but people my age know him more for his performance as Al Pratt/The Atom Smasher in 2022's Black Adam

Just saw that Thelma Schoonmaker is 86 years old and I got really really scared

Hope is the final boss of vulgar auteurism and it's why weaker minds can't handle it

There's a big subset of the gaming world that hates Kojima because they resent the idea of a human artist making their video games and don't like to think about authorship beyond "this one's Playstation" and "this one's Xbox"

Who's copping the limited edition Goon Squad xbox controller

I really had people insisting to me that it was going to be the Franz Ferdinand of the 2020s that kicks off a new civil war

Mingus Reedus

That content is totally fanslop dude, you're a mark because you're in the target demographic bro. You only like it because you enjoy it

I do think any conversation around Elizabeth Holmes should factor in the fact that she stole a lot of money from Henry Kissinger and Larry Ellison

Had a dream I was watching one of the scooby-doo direct to dvd movies and I was like "something seems off about this one" and I looked at the title and it was "Scooby's Tel Aviv Beach Bash" and I just completely didn't realize the whole movie takes place in Israel

Hey if you guys can please keep my family in your thoughts, I just found out my unc is chopped

They should try to make a muppet show. Like have a bunch of sketches starring muppets, and maybe every episode could have a different extremely popular actor or musician, and it could get millions of viewers and win emmys. I think they should try something like that

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

Michael Rapaport is playing a show in Albuquerque on 9/11 at the comedy club owned by officer Gomie from Breaking Bad

Whenever I've been to a film festival, I get followed by ten local Instagram accounts with a dozen mutuals, and a profile picture where you can't see the face and have no idea if you know them or not