Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀

Mayor Brandon Johnson debuts our new Chicago Snowplow “Abolish Ice” 🪏🧊 Video from ABC7’s livestream

why is he wearing a baseball cap under the batting helmet

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

h3h3 productions was a 15 year long sociological experiment conducted by Tel Aviv University. The study is now complete, thank you for your time.

Updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of 10/23) Names in: Italics = Incumbents Blue = new additions missed in prior versions Blue *&* Green = Petitions filed with the Chicago Board of Elections 85 Aldermanic 6 Mayoral Filing Deadline: 5PM on 10/26

Updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of 10/23) Names in: Italics = Incumbents Blue = new additions missed in prior versions Blue *&* Green = Petitions filed with the Chicago Board of Elections 85 Aldermanic 6 Mayoral Filing Deadline: 5PM on 10/26

Happy Ethan Klein downfall day to all who celebrate!!!!!!

he's running

BREAKING: Mayor Brandon Johnson made his bid to become the second Black man to be reelected Chicago mayor official Friday afternoon, telling reporters he had gathered 33,000 signatures from Chicago voters to qualify for the Feb. 23 ballot. @wttw.bsky.social

h3h3 productions was a 15 year long sociological experiment conducted by Tel Aviv University. The study is now complete, thank you for your time.

Street renaming ceremony for "Honorary Lily's Greenway" Sat. 10/24, 11 AM at 1400 W. Leland (at Beacon). It's a memorial to Lily Shambrook, 3, whose story helped inspire the Smart Streets ordinance for bike and bus lane enforcement. That will help protect other kids. www.instagram.com/p/DemTkTWx4aK/

This is how Rahm “fix[ed]” a “failed eduction system” graphics.suntimes.com/education/20...

Might start the 'John Brown was the first accelerationist' discourse

This is the ninth (9th) major profile of Emanuel since December 2024 that failed to mention Laquan McDonald.

By covering up the murder of Laquan McDonald, a 17-year-old black boy, to secure his 2015 re-election and then cowardly refusing to face Chicago voters in 2019 after the exposed coverup made him a pariah, yeah sure okay Rahm never technically "lost" but Laquan lost. Chicagoans lost. That's worse.

everything about this film screams “30 rock fake movie gag” rather than “an actual film in real life”

Can confirm that this is a real trailer of the Mass Effect game that BioWare was developing up until its closure yesterday www.reddit.com/r/masseffect...

JD's shit talk comes off like a meek, mousy dude who at 42 and with Secret Service protection, finally feels secure enough to say stuff that would've gotten him beaten up for most of his life.

I’m trying not to end up in the same place as the founding fathers big dawg

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and that's dangerous.

Here's my updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of 10/21) Names in: Italics are Incumbents Blue are new additions I missed in prior versions Blue *AND* Green have already filed Petitions with the Chicago Board of Elections 75 Aldermanic 5 Mayoral

all my heipoints gone (worth it)

Next Wednesday:

completely forgot that I already bodied 33rd Ward challenger Michael Mogan back in July

Here's my updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of 10/21) Names in: Italics are Incumbents Blue are new additions I missed in prior versions Blue *AND* Green have already filed Petitions with the Chicago Board of Elections 75 Aldermanic 5 Mayoral

Adults have extreme survivorship bias when setting expectations for children as road users. You made it to adulthood without being a victim of traffic violence by nothing more than dumb luck. You weren't a special genius child with parents who trained you in traffic jiu jitsu. You were lucky.

Good morning from Chicago City Hall, where Mayor Brandon Johnson has arrived to deliver his budget address for what will be the final time in his first term. Supporters in the gallery are chanting "four more years" as he begins the meeting 41 minutes late. Follow along, yes? @wttw.bsky.social

The Plot to Enslave America

Happy Season 17 Premiere Day to @oncinema.bsky.social and all who celebrate

Absolutely fucking crazy to me that Brandon is the only mayor in my lifetime who has been able to articulate and deliver a clear plan to violent crime reduction in the city yet the only thing the rest of the field and conservative city council block can regurgitate is more cops, more cops, more cops

fun fact: articulated buses can regenerate! cut one in half and both halves will re-grow into new buses 💕

TFW you’re trying to keep thebillionaireboard.com up to date, but every day Michael Sacks goes into his Scrooge McDuck money vault to find another sack of money for Jessica Biggs

Starting to think Citizens for Biggs may have been a poor choice of committee name -- Billionaire for Biggs, now that's more apropos. Jessica Biggs reports another $300,000 donation from Billionaire Michael Sacks tonight

This has been the fundamental mechanism through which political media operates my entire life. The right makes a bunch of noise about a fake scandal, the mainstream media "covers the controversy," & normie voters get the vague impression that Dems are constantly involved in scandal.

one day Musk will be thought of as one of the biggest mass murderers of the 21st Century

Me, to the fifth floor: