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no longer human in any meaningful way

BBC cyber correspondent yelling into the mouse like a microphone: oi m8 let's ave a butcher's at some cracking birds

MYTH: Every mixup is a 50/50 FACT: All is written. You were never meant to block that low. The very concept of a mixup is the post-hoc invention of a mind in hitstun. The trajectory of particles cannot be changed

soon I will be able to buy a street legal rocket equipped aerial acrobatics car and have it meet me at the my exit from the cross country frictionless capsule train and autodrive it through the miami tunnel system to my Mars-bound rocket. No, I'm not a lobotomy outpatient, I am a retail investor

conflating chatbots with slavery is so insanely disrespectful I don't think I should even make a joke about it

ꜱᴏᴘʜᴏɴᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙʀɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀ, ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴡ ꜰᴜɴᴅɪɴɢ. sophont.brittlestar.press <<ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴄᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ɴᴇxᴛ?>>

a very funny thing about this (and the like) is that they're never cost saving measures. the cheap way was was having françois check the thermometer whenever he restocked the milk. this was a X0,000,000 euro boondoggle sold to the C-suite by patagonia halfzip douchebags and costs $20k/mo

Markdown, a lightweight renderer-agnostic markup language, was invented by Hatsune Miku in 2004

real monkey's paw moment to see the commercial viability of the adobe product suite meaningfully challenged by vibecoded cleanroom dupes

now I may not like it, but "I disagree with this respected expert, unfortunately however I am too fucking stupid to explain why" is godlike posting prowess and I have to respect it

every day I am more validated in my assessment of the midnight gospel as some of the most godawful dogshit dreck for your dumbest cousin's moron weed dealer

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it's awesome to know that you'll get turned down for a job for completely arbitrary and insane reasons because bosses are getting radicalized into business schizophrenia on linkedin

Oxo good grips broadsword

They should invent a way to get put in witness protection without witnessing anything or needing protection

western media is owned by a tiny handful of far-right billionaires and largely anyone within their remit that is allowed to have a voice is (at least willing to appear) ideologically aligned with their bosses

on my hands and knees begging and pleading with my fellow Americans to understand that other countries exist. they've got their own histories, languages, cultures, etc. the whole nine yards. difficult to believe but I swear it's all true.

DEGROWTH DON DOES IT AGAIN

the idea that LLMs are alive is the ideal midwit detector: guys who are too self-styled ~intellectual~ to correctly not give a shit about fake nerd bullshit for loser chumps, but also objectively too stupid to correctly figure out that it's all fake nerd bullshit for chump losers

only true s-tier businesses geniuses know this but a cool hack to make your company profitable is to declare that all of your expenses aren't real and its against the rules to count them

always fascinating to see centrists' implicit understanding of themselves as essential conservatives. The left has to be disciplined into accommodating rightward drift because the idea that their fellow centrists could be browbeaten into supporting progressive ideas is wholly unthinkable

If you want me to participate in the humiliating bourgeois farce of American electoral politics you at least have to give me a guy to vote for who doesn't suck shit. "I agree with my insane pedophile colleagues about the dangers of trans kids playing sports" isn't cutting it.