extravirgin

This tumblr post had a bigger impact on my life than any class i took in undergrad

obviously i have no problem with an age gap except when the older one in the relationship openly admits his relief that the younger one is too inexperienced to realize she’s too good for him

"Young mayor gets caught using police gym for pickup basketball" is the plot of a kids movie where the mayor is the hero

i'd love to know what was going on at the biden department of justice for four years

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

Not a big story, it's just the Attorney General working with an imprisoned pedophile to help cover up the pedophile President's crimes conducted with his best friend for 15 years, a pedophile who the President sent, as a birthday card, a drawing of a naked adolescent girl.

Kind of funny, in an Ancient Greek Hell kind of way, that this guy handed Trump the presidency in 2016, and as a reward Trump is kicking him in the teeth forever. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Poker Face would make such a good video game from like the Life is Strange people

i think. like ok if i ever fucked up so bad my eighth grade teacher posted up on a street corner to literally picket my behavior. i mean i would simply kill myself like that’s all there is to it

I <3 meal prep I <3 putting things in glass containers

is that good?

Someone on iNaturalist thinks this incredible moss-mimicking katydid I photographed in Ecuador is an undescribed species, no idea if that is true, but definitely possible, would be so cool if a taxonomist someday used these photos to describe a new species! www.inaturalist.org/observations...

Genuinely amazing that Rodgers, when grading on a scale for the GOP, is like a B tier candidate and he is still absolute ass

Lula won in part by banning online gambling

50501 strongly condemns the transphobic policy positions espoused in Josh Turek’s campaign ad. We’re calling on @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social to stand with the trans community & attack the real threat to the safety of women & girls: the Trump administration’s cover-up of the Epstein trafficking ring.

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Republicans, they're not like us.

People keep asking me to officiate their weddings. I am not authorized to do that, idk why people keep assuming I am

gang i’m running from the cops but i gotta poast

NEW: The group behind Cornel West's 2024 ballot push was wholly funded through Elon Musk's dark money network, according to Sludge's review of tax documents. readsludge.com/2026/10/26/m...

We literally just saw Lula pull a rabbit out of his hat in no small part because his supporters acted like soldiers in an information war rather than critics doing purity testing

no like I can't get over how the NYT so obviously picked their prepared anecdotes in expectation of a celebratory "here's how Bolsonaro won" article and had to awkwardly pivot them into sulking about Lula winning

okay, so there is a hint that theranos was not real and did not work. it's very brief and subtle, but it occurs when elizabeth holmes goes to jail for fraud on account of the company's product not working. spoiler alert i'm sorry.

Your honor, is this guy for real

Whether it's Republicans not being allowed within 200 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese or Democrats making jokes about a Cheesecake Factory, both side have a fraught relationship with chain restaurants.

Get your pumpkin carving kit *now* before it's later tonight and you convince yourself a steak knife will work just fine, but it won't and you'll be posting on Bluesky saying, "I just lacerated myself carving a pumpkin. CPSC is going to be so disappointed in me :( "

this is maybe the hardest anyone's ever fucked up in the history of ohio

not the plain dealer too lmao

imagine 2000 alumni of your high school agreeing on anything. he's cooked