Poetry in Motion

You can trick yourself into not drinking by thinking about how much you’ll save monetarily

Looked directly at lightbulb as turning it on again award

Call me Ben the way I Folds these Fives

Attempting to see someone dj with a thruple and getting stuck in the time loop bc they all just start making out whenever I leave the room

It's not all fun but it is all games .

Fuck this Marco Rubio fucker

2026 tootsie-roll hate convention will be held in Kalamazoo Michigan this year

#SGSSensai hi Stephen, listening the most recent episode and just wanted to say that “sovereignty” doesn’t so much refer to an actual land/country, but rather the authority or independence of a country/group/individual. Which feels very appropriate considering the current events in elbaph

You know what. I’m here for the journey. So let’s keep it moving

Sometimes you just gotta take the piss

I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good

I like the pixies I’m not afraid to admit it

I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good

You don’t even need chopsticks for ramen, you can cut the noodles with your spoon against the side of the bowl. Follow me to #learnmore about Asian cuisine!

For some reason “Cali sober” sounds a lot better than “not drinking anymore”

The midwestern urge to take half a tab and shovel snow

If I show you a cool rock, that’s a body

my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season: 1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist 2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets

Getting back in my zone. You gotta just tweet. It’s not about engagement it’s about sending a message

Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!

Everybody’s so beautiful

Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!

Almost told a parking cop something really heinous

The Straw Hat jolly roger has become a symbol of protest movements across the world. This week we take a deep dive into the use of #OnePiece across the world with @theonepiecedr.bsky.social and GolferGare, please give it a listen if you can! 🏴‍☠️ www.onepiecepodcast.com/podcast/onep...

Skateboarding

My thing is, you just don’t call yourself MJ Lenderman unless you’re an attorney, lending people money on bad credit, or both

I hate when #bae gets voted off the great British baking show

Sippin that soup that made tom say yum

Ref😭his ass did NOT have possession of that when he came down!! 😭😭

Ref! *gestures vaguely*

That was incomplete.

2040 Lansing will have comprehensive public transit, with gondolas and streetcars. There will also be trained raptors, to pick off people who look a certain way

We are working with @theonepiecedr.bsky.social to put together a special episode on this, and have been covering the protests more generally since this summer. Let us know if you’re seeing One Piece symbology near you, send us a reply.

Italian style wedding soup, save me.. Italian-style wedding soup Save me, Italian style wedding soup….

They tell people that you can’t wear black and navy together because they don’t want people to think for themselves or have swagger. Or be creative.

Whenever I hear a Radiolab song, it’s always good. I haven’t heard all of their music obviously but it makes you think

I believe that we are many, And I believe that they are few.

I gotta watch MLP at some point to deepen my understanding of Anthony Bourdain

The Weight of the Fruit

The 4 stages of lunch: 1. Ideation 2. Gathering of information and supplies 3. Execution 4. Foodservice

Whitmer declares October “transgender empowerment month.” AG Nessel and the Michigan govt have yet to force state hospitals capitulating to Trump to return to providing trans youth care. I feel like this message is empty, and will only serve as right wing rage bait while delivering nothing.

Jucika would be a beautiful name for a vintage comic character

Fuck I totally had a good one and forgot it

Acrylic gouache mogs

Whenever I see this image come on my fyp I'm inclined to believe it's true. because what mortal being could say something so beautiful and display it in such an insane way

If you're going to be in the SF area on Saturday we hope we'll see you at our 25th Anniversary Party! Saturday, Sep 20th, 7pm-Midnight at the Verdi Club in SF, 2424 Mariposa St, San Francisco Advance tickets here, there will be limited tickets at the door as well: somafm.com/XXV/