Ben Albert

It’s going to keep getting darker. And weirder.

Hah!!

Shh, my favorite show is on

Live look-in at RW Media after Ukraine bombed another Russian bot farm. This explains why #BlackDemocratsForTrump suddenly disappeared

KIDDING 😉

Live look-in at me learning why Nixon is trending

youtu.be/9pVRt3FU6As “There's a new day at dawn, and I've finally arrived. If I'm there in the mornin', baby, you'll know I've survived. I can't believe it! I can't believe I'm alive”. Turning the page over and moving from Summer into Fall, with one of my Dylan favorites. Have a good night. 🎧

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

Hah! Also I’m sorry. Also hah! Also I’m sorry.

The Deck Tunes roll into September. Today’s set: Turn To Stone/ELO Country Down/Beck Fake Plastic Trees/Radiohead Passenger Side/Wilco I’m Amazed/My Morning Jacket Mother/Pink Floyd

The only power I have as a consumer is to choose which product I want to consume. And which not to. So ok then hello MapQuest it’s been about 25 years.

Good Lord

The entire purpose of this headline appears to be merely to put 9/11 and Abdul El-Sayed together in the same headline. Disgusting.

I’d have more faith in the AI revolution being a long term benefit for the human race, if the corporate titans leading the revolution weren’t amoral sociopaths.

www.facebook.com/share/v/19ad... I’d have more faith that anti-trans people just have “legitimate concerns” and aren’t raving lunatics, if they weren’t busy disrupting WNBA games, and sneaking cameras into women’s gym locker rooms

“The 45 minute HR webinar on Unconscious Bias that I had to watch in 2020 is worse than the roving gangs of masked and armed paramilitary goons roaming through my city” is just not something you’re ever going to get me to agree to.

Thank you as usual, Tom Tomorrow. Everything is so stupid.

He voted for the explicitly stated “Leopard announced in no uncertain terms that he will eat my face” candidate. 🤷‍♂️

I would assume this would just be Gerard Butler in bikini briefs and sandals yelling “THIS. IS. THE ODYSSEY!!”

Songs for Juneteenth: People Get Ready Lonesome Death of Hattie Carrol Abraham, Martin and John This Land Is Your Land Redemption Song

www.nbcnews.com/business/med... If you didn’t know Bari Weiss and all the other “I’ve Been Cancelled By The Woke Mob” people are the biggest cancellers out there, I’ve got some oceanfront property for sale in North Platte, Nebraska, it’s a steal of a deal, hit me up.

My diet plan to lose 50 pounds is 95% done. All that remains is losing the last 49 pounds.

You won’t hear a peep out of the “I’m not against immigration, I’m against illegal immigration” people.

Paging @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Hahaha Honestly

I’m not saying every single tech ceo out there is an amoral sociopath. I am saying that every single tech ceo out there who I am aware of is an amoral sociopath.

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

First Deck Set of the Spring! To my neighbors, you’re welcome; and I’m sorry? (But they’ve never complained). Today’s set: Live Forever/Oasis Is It In My Head/The Who Feed The Tree/Belly Five Years/Bowie Fade Into You/Mazzy Star Brokedown Palace/Dead

www.newsweek.com/entertainmen... You were warned

He’s an idiot and a lunatic, and he’s surrounded by cowards. Bad for everyone

He means it this time.

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

Hah

JOHN OLIVER: “JD Vance is right — Trump definitely revealed corruption like nobody else… in the same way nobody taught us more about a Ponzi Scheme than Bernie Madoff.”

Thank you as always Tom Tomorrow

The data economy has made us dumber in ways that also make us vulnerable to authoritarian takover. We are have become both cynical and gullible in the sense we think we are too jaded be fooled and as a result are tricked more easily www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Hah! Also yup

You do realize that at some point in the future (tomorrow? Next year?) we’re going to hear about plans for the Trump Tower Tehran and the Persian Gulf Condos (a Kushner Family Property). Right? Right?

True, but you fell for it. And it’s interesting that you left that part out.

100%

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

www.thedailybeast.com/cbs-news-sta... Hahahahahaha! Ok I just needed to get that out of my sys…Hahahahahahaha! Ok I’m better now, I just needed to Hahahahahaha!!

Were Haitians eating pets in OH? In reality, no. But this dipshit podcaster says yes. Who’s right? You decide.

It was a new music explosion in my music library this year, with literally dozens of great discoveries. Four of my favorites this year: All Them Witches: Bluesy, hard rock band Ista: Psychedelic dance Rock band from Brooklyn King Buffalo: stoner metal band Nice Biscuit: Dream Rock band

(2/2) The big difference between the first and second Trump terms is that the assholes who head up our institutions decided that Trump's going to have his 1000 year reich and they have to just get in line. That idea is crumbling plus ppl realize he's going to fuck you anyway no matter what you do.

What a pathetic hack this guy’s turned into