MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson

Lula…Luka… Luka…Lula…

No.

My “I am not complicit” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

That's right. 11 stripes. Just as I remember it. The ol' 11 original colonies. You remember them all. I don't need to go over them. There were definitely 11 and not 13.

So WWE released a 9/11 shirt and I'm like 90% sure it's AI. Last time I checked the flag has 13 stripes

"It's astounding what people will put up with." What is that supposed to mean? "Telling Lies" would have been worth an eight hour download.

Thirty years ago today, David Bowie became the first major artist to release a new song exclusively on the internet. “Telling Lies,” a preview of his album ‘Earthling,’ premiered on Sept. 11, 1996 with A Guy Called Gerald’s Paradox Mix…

Trump on September 11, 2026 not looking too hot

He seemed harmless. Anyway, I scuttled the freighter and destroyed the stockpile of plague virus.

It's like when someone doesn't want to dump their significant other, so they cheat on them to make them leave. It is, at best, plain cowardice.

Will Ospreay vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship at Wembley Stadium | @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWAllIn #London #GameBoyCamera

David Bowie – Strangers When We Meet 1. Outside (1995) Video of the Day - Directed by Samuel Bayer Strangers When We Meet peaked at #39 on the UK singles chart.

We’ve invented The Blueberry That Kills You™️

Turns out I'm not a friend of the current regime. Maybe I can help you out.

Mail envelopes love to be all “IMPORTANT INFORMATION ENCLOSED” and then some old bullshit once you open it.

Me, to my dog whilst we’re watching AEW Redemption: “That’s the Japanese Terrifier.”

"Please do not ask me any questions about my embarrassing public infidelity in front of the dog, he doesn't know about any of that."

"if I was to die" Leaving open the terrifying possibility that he may not!

The 1st time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, a kid in front of me said to his friend “is this based on a true story?” so I walked out. The 2nd time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, someone was on their phone in full brightness right in front of me so I walked out. I will not be seeing The Odyssey.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Show me your phone background. The Poppy & Georgie Track Club ain’t nothin to fuck with.

Announcing that I, too, am dropping out of the Maine Senate Democratic Primary and endorsing Troy Jackson.

No, thanks.

God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.

I have been logged out securely!

AEW World Championship match on now. Don’t ask me for nothing.

As a repatriate, I can report that Mitch McConnell is not dead in the traditional sense but is instead on his "beach." His "Ka" is stranded and may turn into a "BT" ("Beached Thing," of course) if not able to pass on. If you encounter Mitch's BT, please do not disturb!

Forgot about Lester Bangs’ interview with Lou Reed. This is not a joke.

... It hurts, ... it hurts...

Very happy to announce that I have accepted an offer to be the ‘1’ in a 1 v. 20 Jubilee “Surrounded” debate video where the topic is if Pomeranians are the best dog breed (they are.) If you’re wondering whether or not I will be condescending, don’t worry, I WILL.

I will die having never seen this latest Jackass movie nor this latest Toy Story movie!

Sad to report that President Donald J. Trump has passed away after experiencing severe brain trauma as a result of his knockout loss in round 2 of his main event bout tonight. 🙏🕯️You lived your life like a candle in the wind, sir.🕯️🙏

Oh, I don't think you can carry any more.

Curly Howard looks great!

Stockholm - Sankt Eriksplan, Dec 24, Lomo’Instant Wide Glass, Instax wide I’ll properly crop this someday, just not today.

the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing

Foghorn leghorn ass “I say I say I say I’m an incredibly online pervert, son.”

FORGOTTEN WORLDS

this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen

Hmmm! youtu.be/lD91CxCo8-Y

‪Hideo Kojima suddenly gets his next great idea.‬