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A real “are we the baddies” moment for the US

If you were a laptop and a pencil sharpener transformer, I would be a giant desk transformer and I would launch you like Soundwave launched the cassette tape panther and bird. @lateroundqb.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social

Hey @dennycarter.bsky.social @rotopat.bsky.social has it ever been more over for Waddle? Was he ever good? I'm #tiltingtobuddhism.

The total amount Trump has embezzled from the Treasury to run political ads glorifying himself: $19mn.

Lamar Jackson has been diagnosed with a Schrödinger's Ankle Sprain @dennycarter.bsky.social , @rotopat.bsky.social It is "neither high nor low." Please report on this new phenomenon of quantum ankle mechanics.

Hey @lateroundqb.bsky.social in an attempt to create a new category of ankle sprain the NFL has now created an ankle sprain that is "neither high nor low." Lamar Jackson has been diagnosed with a "Schrödinger's Ankle Sprain."

Dear @harrisfootball.com I'd like to offer the opportunity to be the first to report on the first ever ankle sprain that is "neither high nor low" also known as Schrodinger's Ankle Sprain.

Listening to @livingthestream.bsky.social can't believe you didn't mention mosquitoes. They're already the most deadly insects in terms of annual human deaths. @dennycarter.bsky.social @lateroundqb.bsky.social I demand an official apology.

Just listening to @livingthestream.bsky.social when this discussion of robes came up. @dennycarter.bsky.social now that you have a beard it's definitely time to get a robe and some Oban Distiller's Edition. @lateroundqb.bsky.social needs to mature a few years before he's ready.

Stinky and the Poo was amazing. @andybehrens.bsky.social this is the rule you were born to play. From "wait, am I the Poo?" to "I think there's only one Poo around here" was comic gold. I'm dying. @harrisfootball.com you were ok too but you have to commit to the bit a little more. 🤣🤣🤣

Hey @andybehrens.bsky.social you are pronouncing your beloved Brendan Fraser's name wrong. He's not a radio psychiatrist from a popular 90s sitcom. Please pronounce it properly, like he was a Scottish laird. It's an "s" not a "z". @brendanfraser.bsky.social back me up here. @harrisfootball.com

Don’t listen to fools or you might become one.

Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!

All I can hear in my head today is the voice of @rotopat.bsky.social saying "Lamar Jackson of course, never been good"

Vance loves to deploy fabricated racist fearmongering. First Haitians are eating the pets, now Indigenous people sacrificed children?! Sheesh.

So @harrisfootball.com is it Bernie Pickens and George Lamb now?

we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

yikes

every day a new rubicon is crossed

California leads the way!

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"We have an economy where a handful of modern-day robber barons wield extraordinary power. They hold enormous control over our paychecks, our bills, our time, and our futures. ...But the good news is that nothing about any of this is inevitable." - Lina Khan

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Wrote about why it *really* feels like Stephen Miller's nuclear-level on-air gaffe should be getting more attention. badfaithtimes.com/the-stephen-...

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

new primary care doctor loved my hot dogs for zohran t-shirt and asked for the link to buy one 😎

I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.

Trump’s lying (again). The shutdown isn’t about ‘illegal aliens,’ it’s about Republicans refusing to extend health care subsidies for millions of Americans.

ICYMI

This week, the Global Sumud Flotilla tried to deliver life-saving aid to Gaza. Instead, 461 people—including New Yorkers—have been detained by the Israeli military. They must be freed at once. And the deliberate starvation of Palestinians must end now.

History has many painful lessons.

1) We’re going to win. 2) No authoritarian regime lasts forever. 3) We’re going to use our victory to build a better, fairer, and more just world. 4) They’re a bunch of cruel, joyless goobers. Don’t be like them. 5) Stephen Miller looks like a sentient thumb.

More Americans are being killed & injured by masked ICE Thugs ICE THUGS CONTINUE TO ASSAULT US CITIZENS YOU COULD BE NEXT! bsky.app/profile/brad...

The was a particularly fun (also useful!) episode, once we cleared the ghastly goose talk.

Yacht Club Members: Wednesday's podcast is ready to go! @andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away... ...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update. If you'd like to subscribe 👇

Utilities, groceries, health care premiums all going sky high, and he’s blabbering on like he’s Louis XIV in Versailles.

Another desperate attempt by people who can’t stand the idea of New Yorkers electing their mayor instead of billionaires buying one.