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My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

I cannot speak on behalf of all Brians, but from this specific Brian....fuck that Heywood guy. (And yes, I already voted no)

One more for the afternoon crowd. Two of the last lines of dialogue I wrote on the last BioWare game I shipped.

Fuck EA forever. 🖕

#1 seed 103 wins vs #1 seed 98 wins with a fanbase guaranteed their first ring ever baseball is, indeed, the best.

do you disavow the brotherhood of steel?

What's the record for most punts in a college football game? Asking for a #Huskers fan. 👀

Thanks, Xfinity. I didn't want to watch the #Huskers volleyball match today. I much prefer this frozen image on BTN.

OMG. I hate both teams, but what an absolutely stupid ending to that game.

I mean.... not incorrect

is this the only kind of shit your party knows how to say? (nuclear explosion in San Diego) "this raises serious concerns" (mushroom cloud expands) "we will be asking some strongly worded questions I assure you" (nuclear fallout) "the president owes us some PRETTY specific answers"

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Game of Thrones. I also have zero interest in watching any of the other spin-off series because of how badly they did the final seasons.

Maybe you're like me and could really use a thread of good things to read today. Here you go!

WTF! Nobody woke me up at midnight! I just peacefully slept through till my alarm this morning. Ooooooh, I'm telling Billie Joe on you all!

The #Royals won't lose another game this year, mark my words

LOLklahoma

I already hated all the political ads in college football season during election years, but holy shit the mask is fully off now. Just the absolute most nakedly racist ass shit I've ever seen for races in states I do not live in this year.

I really think firing everyone might not be enough. Gonna need a few truckloads of sage to clear the awful vibes from the #Royals this offseason.

Welp, that's more than enough baseball for tonight. Fucking #Royals are so goddamn predictable. This season cannot end soon enough.

Me: Ugh, #Royals are totally gonna give up a month inning grand slam. Royals bullpen: No, were gonna walk in four runs instead!

Running into outs on the base paths, issuing walks from the mound, and rallying back only to lose in crushing fashion. It's the 2026 #Royals.

Denny Matthews is a legend. I fondly remember listening to him call #Royals games as a kid, often struggling to stay awake, headphones plugged into my little radio hidden under the covers. His voice feels like a warm blanket to this day. Congrats on 8,000 games!

The #Royals saved their worst TOOTBLAN of the season for the final series, huh.

Only three more losses til the purge can begin!

Oooh, 7.2 innings of #Royals bullpen today??

Can the #Royals just concede the last four meaningless games of the year, so they can move on to the highly anticipated firing everyone stage of the postseason already?

Trying to watch the final few #Royals games because I clearly hate myself, but I hate MLB.TV even more for making me sign in to my account on my laptop EVERY GODDAMN TIME.

look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world