Big BOOOO Bongo

I’m changing it from Bronx Bombers to Bronxburgh Steelers

Congratulations to Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman on another successful season!

These crazy people have been harassing Jews for three years, and every time we’ve tried to talk about it we get hit back with “being upset about genocide and criticism of Israel isn’t antisemitic.”

My take on the Yankees is that on June 13th, 2026, the New York Knicks defeated the San Antonio Spurs to win their first championship in 53 years

Democracy inaction.

I had to cancel my Claude subscription to roll over to my company’s OpenAI enterprise and it gave me shit. You talk of AI as this mythic being with the power to destroy the world or deliver us from disease, yet you give grief over $20 a month. Are you Jesus?

Seed funding.

Never in doubt. #NYYvsBOS

Vibes are immaculate here at Billy’s #NYYvsBOS

He's right. I grew up on Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, and the Stones but now I listen to the new hotness, "beep boop glorp"

Winner today: Schlitt Loser today: Schmitt

distance between where cam schlittler went to high school and where ben rice went to high school #NYYvsBOS

Now might I do it pat, now he is praying; And now I’ll do’t. And so he goes to heaven, And so am I reveng’d. That would be scann’d. A villain kills my father; and for that, I, his sole son, do this same villain send To heaven.

this man is a human snapchat filter

TOUCHDOWN JETS

am i struggling to take the jonas brothers seriously because they were a kid band? I don’t do that to silverchair

“Trumpington Monument.” Lame. “Trumperson Memorial.” Whatever. “Trump Thirty Club.” HEY! “Late night Trumpo slice.” OH YOU’VE DONE IT NOW

For Ted Cruz, September 11th was nine years ago. #iykyk

RHCP couldn’t write Californication today. The culture doesn’t work that way anymore.

Tom Petty at Heineken fest 2005. I was too young because they had a 21+ limit and I never got to see him. I don’t think a fake would have helped but I didn’t have one anyway.

Hey guys, if you ever find yourself doing that growling Eddie Vedder/Creed/Staind voice in the shower, now is a good time to make sure your kids have all their shots for the school year.

Well well well, look who isn’t so crazy for saving this clip in 2022!

Craig David released his debut album 'Born To Do It' 26 years ago on August 14, 2000 album.ink/CDavidBTDI

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits.

Do not post your reaction to this before you google Harold Giuliani

good

I am a creature of habit to a scary degree and I’ve watched Bill Maher for two decades. I think at this point the only way he could stay relevant would be for his show to take a Jerry Springer like turn.

Back Then by Mike Jones is actually a sad song because he straight up admits that no women paid attention to him before his lucrative record deal

I hate to strike a nerve, but New Jerseyans are being lied to; pitted against one another while they swindle us. It doesn’t matter whether you call the sandwich a “Taylor ham” or a “pork roll”; what matters is you’re getting less meat, egg, or cheese and spending more money.

I was a full-blown capitalist until last Saturday, when I visited Charlotte. Everything is “get in your car, park at a strip center, walk into a bar or restaurant, spend money, leave”. No places to just be.

The extent of my world knowledge

Really excited for this halftime show featuring Madonna, Shakira, and Foghat.

Really getting into the rapper Snoop Dogg and his signature hit, “Affirmation Song”

Whenever boomers judge their millennial children or nieces and nephews about being in therapy, it’s like the old regulars at the bar chiding their friends in the program. Like yeah, maybe we do cling to corny maxims and rituals you don’t understand, but at least we’re doing something.

“FUCK ICE” - Boston, Massachusetts #AEWDynamite

Even if I knew nothing about AI and had never heard of it, why are they spending every commercial break in the All Star Game bumming us the fuck out?

“Sorry I lost my focus and threw a high breaking ball to walk the batter; I was busy schmoozing with John Smoltz”

The radicalization is real. I was the typical Yankee republican. Fiscal conservative, libertarian socially. I’m pretty much a full-on radical lefty now. Burn the whole thing down.

Bueno, qué se le va a hacer?

The headline that milkshake ducks itself

Platner you have until midnight to drop out or we’re replacing you with Neera Tanden

T shirt hell

Every so often I remind myself that this match happened even though it’s an affront to God. It’s like seeing a real life horse with the head of a golden retriever. It should have never happened.

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.